The last weapon you used shall now be used to perform your colonoscopy

[Purplecoyote]

The portal gun?..interesting

 

[RedDeadFred]

Well I recently played the custom game Mafia in Starcraft 2 and the last killing role I had was the vigilante.
So I guess that means I'll be using a high caliber gun of some kind. The game never really says what the gun is, just that it's high caliber...

 

[Not PvP Flagged]

*Sobs* http://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Warrior%27s_Spirit

 

[CJ1145]

A baseball bat with a bunch of nails run through it.

Somebody hold me.

 

[Jonabob87]

A Sherman Tank from Company of Heroes.

I'm screwed.

 

[wrightguy0]

aww fuck, well here comes a chainsaw

 

[ReservoirAngel]

A double-barrel shotgun. Oh dear...

 

[Jezzascmezza]

I think it's a sledgehammer from Saints Row 2.
Hmm.

 

[Gentleman_Reptile]

John Marstons Buffalo Rifle.

Pray for me.

 

[MercurySteam]

The MA5B from Halo: CE. This is going to hurt.

 

[Random berk]

A cannon from Call of Juarez: Bound in Blood. I don't want to think about it any more.

 

[brunothepig]

Magicka... Let's see, I was carrying a staff of some description, I did finish off the final boss with a lightning bolt, oh, and my weapon was a god damn lightsaber! Shit...

 

[zeplon]

The last thing I played was LoL and the last character I played was EzreaL. So OP plasma Blasts? I don't even know how you'd attach the camera...

 

[Wireframefool]

Wait, the Bonkadonk Cannon? How would that even work, it's bigger than I am!

 

[Sikratua]

Real life or video game?

Video Game: Auto Axe from Fallout 3. (The Unique one, called "Man Opener.")

Real Life: Baseball Bat.

I'm gonna be in a shit-ton of pain, either way.

 

[instantbenz]

Hm... PVP Firestaff of Fortitude ... not quite as unpleasant as a firearm.
The sheepinator would sure be troublesome ... would my colon turn into a sheep or me altogether?

 

[vashthblackseed]

Minecraft, just killed a sheep w/ my fist. Think I'll be fine.

 

[Ninez]

That would be Jarvan IV's lance/spearthingie. Very big and jagged. Gotta take it like a man...

 

[TornadoFive]

Damn, why did I have to go on a rampage in Assassins Creed Brotherhood?! Ezio's hidden blade . . . .*whimper*

 

[E-Penguin]

Oh, f**k. I was screwing around with a stunstick in Garry's Mod last.
*whimpers*

Just tell the doctor to turn it off. When it's off it's pretty much just a stick. It's much better than a Spiky blade or A GODDAMN TANK!