The lies you were told as a child.

[Energylegzz]

That Drinking the stuff under the sink will give me super powers.It didnt but I did get my stomach pumped =D

 

[Whoolpurse]

If you swallow your gum it'll come out of your belly button.
Santa claus.
Tooth fairy.


I know there is loads but I can't remember them right now.

 

[Whoolpurse]

"that i would get cake after the experiment"
sorry. *ahem*

That the ice cream van only plays it's music when it's run out of ice cream.

I have to remember the ice cream thing for when i get children. That's grand.

 

[Azraellod]

"you are a wonderful human being"

santa, tooth fairy (neither of which i believed even then)

and i would go into the "you must write with your right hand thing", but it was more a case of "Write with your right hand or i'll smack you" (oddly, the parent who enforced that isn't religious).

 

[EeveeElectro]

That Drinking the stuff under the sink will give me super powers.It didnt but I did get my stomach pumped =D

:O Who told you that?!
Not an adult I hope!

 

[Lord_Ascendant]

"Don't sneeze with your eyes open or your eyes will pop out."

Mythbusters busted that one

 

[JWAN]

Christianity. 'Nuff said.

God loves you.

I was told that bridges' weight capacities were measured by successively heavier trucks until it broke, then rebuilt.

Calvin and Hobbes, great comics