The lies you were told as a child.

[Dastardos]

That there was this all powerful benevolent being called god. That was a pretty big one.

Haha yeah my parents told me that too. And I believed them at first. Then I found out that Santa, the Easter Bunny, the tooth fairy, ext., were fake and realized, if I was lied to about this then they must be lying about God.

 

[ConstantJoe]

Don't eat an hour before you go swimming.

 

[ConstantJoe]

My childminder told me and my brother that if we went around to the front of her garden, the TINKERS will get us!

 

[Skeleon]

That the Easer Bunny was real.

 

[Simon Hadow]

That I was there biological kid...

and save the religion bashing, because it's just really over done. (your not rebelling against a corrupt system, your just being intolerant,they just don't like gay people, get over it)

 

[RobJameson]

...

I am SO close to going on a rant. I don't give a damn WHAT you believe in, DON'T insult me or anyone else by saying that any Religion is a lie.

Fucking bigots. Seriously...

ROFL ROFL ROFL

sorry but that is so ironic to shout at an Atheist who thinks god doesn't exist for saying that god doesn't exist, saying that you don't give a damn about their belief and think they should respect yours.

Sorry but this happens all the time and it's so deliciously ironic I love it.

 

[Biek]

Babies come from a tiny spot in mommy's thigh.

Thats chicken your eating, really. Well go looking for your bunny after dinner.

 

[ExaltedK9]

that mummy loves me.........

That sucks man.
As has already been said, the watermelon seed lie. Watching that cartoon where the watermelon grew out of the guys stomach scared me so shitless I didn't eat watermelon again for years.
Another lie I believed was that you could talk to animals and they would understand you.

Thats true, to a certain extent at least. I trained my Dogs in german, so they recognize and respond to some words, but they can actually understand your tone of voice and what it means.

 

[ExaltedK9]

That there was this all powerful benevolent being called god. That was a pretty big one.

Haha yeah my parents told me that too. And I believed them at first. Then I found out that Santa, the Easter Bunny, the tooth fairy, ext., were fake and realized, if I was lied to about this then they must be lying about God.

Oh...well as long as you have valid reasons...
maybe like santa and the easter bunny not existing!!!

You do realise that easter and christmas are both holidays that revolve around God, so yea santa and the easter bunny are both fake you twat!

 

[GreigKM]

That if my hand was larger than my face I had cancer, needless to say my nose hurt for days, such a cruel joke to play on an 8 year old...
Other than that the normal stuff, oh and that there was a portal to a land of baloney people in my grandparents closet, but that was my cousin not my parents...

 

[massau]

i came from a birth.
Santa etc. exist

 

[PoweD]

The tooth lawyer. My mom told me that when I lost a tooth I would put it under my pillow and the dental unions lawyer would sneak into my room and bribe me and steal the evidence so I would not sue for losing teeth.

I have strange parents.

This made my day

 

[ffxfriek]

that mummy loves me.........

this^

 

[Ninonybox_v1legacy]

That when you swallow gum, it takes 7 years to digest.

ohhhh i remember that one lol

 

[herr.Didi]

That if you laugh, you'll get fat. seriously.

 

[The Ambrosian]

That dad would live through the cancer. Then later that I'd be able to walk again someday and that sis would be alright after the accident.

Sick Joke?

 

[Barky13]

That if you laugh, you'll get fat. seriously.

And now laughing's a type of exercise. A useless type, but still.

 

[AndyFromMonday]

God was the major one to be perfectly honest, apart from that no one lied to me that much.
Oh yeah there was that thing about how this big bad monster will come and get me if I don't go to sleep at 22:00.

 

[Spirit_Of_Fire]

I had the "don't drink Sunny D (also known as sunny delight) because it will make you go orange" in reality it was just full of sugar and I was only about 7, so that much sugar would of made me go crazy hyper.