The lies you were told as a child.
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(i'm not kidding about this) I never believed in santa due to he fact that my dad told me if I believed in santa I would go to hell GEE THANKS DAD! My mom ripped him a new asshole and threatened to send HIM to hell if he said something like that again. my mom and pastor are the only reasons I'm still christian thank you Ma' thank you TommyRandom argument man said:
I remember being told that by my sister (who was my second mom) so I ate one to see if would actually happen.Najos said:
Religion,
Santa, tooth fairy, etc,
Caffine will stunt your growth,
No sex until marriage,
Carrots improve your eyesight (propaganda used by the Brits during WWII to increase produce sales)
Santa, tooth fairy, etc,
Caffine will stunt your growth,
No sex until marriage,
Carrots improve your eyesight (propaganda used by the Brits during WWII to increase produce sales)
I kind of dislike ever kind of religion bashing and all these people saying it's all a lie.
You can't say it's a lie without any sort of proof nor can you say its true without proof.
As for me, I enjoy my religion and could care less about what you have to say about me, frankly, I'd like to thank God for every day at life I've had and would like to say that those without maybe thinking there's something better after this world have very little hope in life.
I'm sorry, but that's just how I feel.
As for this thread, I guess the lies I've been told would be the tooth fairy, Easter bunny, and Santa, though to be honest my parents never ever mentioned Santa.
You can't say it's a lie without any sort of proof nor can you say its true without proof.
As for me, I enjoy my religion and could care less about what you have to say about me, frankly, I'd like to thank God for every day at life I've had and would like to say that those without maybe thinking there's something better after this world have very little hope in life.
I'm sorry, but that's just how I feel.
As for this thread, I guess the lies I've been told would be the tooth fairy, Easter bunny, and Santa, though to be honest my parents never ever mentioned Santa.
"dont go in the basement, there's a man with no head who wants to steal yours"... I never ever never went into that basement and to this day have a bone deep fear of decapitation.
Ironically enough, my Dad is an Engineer for Civil Infrastructure.zeldakong64 said:
Well said.lava_lamp said:
In the hole in the basement theres a monster that eats bratty kids.
God wrote a book.
America is the freeist nation on earth.
Spiders, Snakes, Bears, Wolves, Bullies, Sharks, Marylin Manson, and any other creature that could kill me before the piss had reached my shoes are more afraid of me than i am of them. That one will make you cocky until you learn the truth.
God wrote a book.
America is the freeist nation on earth.
Spiders, Snakes, Bears, Wolves, Bullies, Sharks, Marylin Manson, and any other creature that could kill me before the piss had reached my shoes are more afraid of me than i am of them. That one will make you cocky until you learn the truth.
Actually, the whole carrots thing was more interesting and amusing than that.SoonerMatt said:
You see, the British had radar. And the Germans didn't know. And the British wanted to keep it that way. So, they told everybody that they were feeding their pilots carrots, which was giving them excellent eyesight. And the Germans BOUGHT it.
