The Limit of Infinity: A Shadowrun RP (Sign-up Thread - Closed)

[Malyc]

@Red: That pic ain't even bad...

*confidence level rises to over 9000*

[sub][sub][sub][sub]Please don't kill me...[/sub][/sub][/sub][/sub]

 

[3quency]

@hiei82: I was reluctant to say it myself. You could say I was...
*shades*
Dragon my feet.

 

[Malyc]

@hiei: No rush, but when do ya figure this is gonna get off the ground?

 

[hiei82]

@mal: Having some technical difficulties (I finally got the internet working again YAY!!!!)

 

[Malyc]

@hiei: I hate technical difficulties...

Congrats on the internet working again XD

 

[Floris2123]

@Everybody

Hiei82 has problems with his internet connection.
He has already written the introduction but cant post it because of this problem.
please have patience.
Thank you.

 

[Terratina.]

Murphy's law is in effect indeed.

 

[Malyc]

@Terratina: Somebody should find this Murphey guy and shut his operation down... being that blatant of a troll HAS to be illegal =P

 

[Redryhno]

@Malyc:

Sorry, but the guy died around 1970, we'll have to call the Ghostbusters out of retirement and without Bill Murray, we're screwed.

 

[Malyc]

@Red: Dammit, you're right... I volunteer to take the position of the Great Bill Murray... Altho i'll never be able to fully match his epicness...

 

[Evrant-Knight]

@Everybody

Hiei82 has problems with his internet connection.
He has already written the introduction but cant post it because of this problem.
please have patience.
Thank you.

And, how exactly do you know this?

 

[Redryhno]

@Malyc: It will never work, the proton emitters know their masters, and without Bill Murray, we can't cross the streams to make a powerful enough charge to send Murphy back to his hellish dimension where the world will literally turn on it's side to screw up somebody's picture of the Space Needle.

@Evrant:

Stalking is still a respected career....right....right?

 

[Malyc]

@Red: I know... Still, it'd be fun to at least try!

@Evrant: Floris is a ninja. Clearly, he knows everything about us all...

*hides in bunker, cradling shotgun*

 

[Floris2123]

@Everybody

Hiei82 has problems with his internet connection.
He has already written the introduction but cant post it because of this problem.
please have patience.
Thank you.

And, how exactly do you know this?

I am a ninja?

@Red: I know... Still, it'd be fun to at least try!

@Evrant: Floris is a ninja. Clearly, he knows everything about us all...

*hides in bunker, cradling shotgun*

A puny shotgun wont protect you from the legendary ninjas >

 

[Malyc]

A puny shotgun wont protect you from the legendary ninjas >

I know, but it helps me sleep at night... And where the shotgun fails, the K-BAR I keep attached to my belt may prove an adequate barrier for now.

 

[Floris2123]

A puny shotgun wont protect you from the legendary ninjas >

I know, but it helps me sleep at night... And where the shotgun fails, the K-BAR I keep attached to my belt may prove an adequate barrier for now.

Think again >

 

[Malyc]

A puny shotgun wont protect you from the legendary ninjas >

I know, but it helps me sleep at night... And where the shotgun fails, the K-BAR I keep attached to my belt may prove an adequate barrier for now.

Think again >

This saber? Any of the several fixed bladed hunting knives I have stashed around my place of residence? My handguns? Rifles? My katana? Baseball bats? Metal pipes? Scattered pens and pencils? Hell, the list goes on and on. Pretty much anything in my house can be a weapon, and I'm sure I'll be able to find something that ninja's are week against...

You know, looking at that list, I think I may have an inordinate desire for deadly objects...

 

[Floris2123]

A puny shotgun wont protect you from the legendary ninjas >

I know, but it helps me sleep at night... And where the shotgun fails, the K-BAR I keep attached to my belt may prove an adequate barrier for now.

Think again >

This saber? Any of the several fixed bladed hunting knives I have stashed around my place of residence? My handguns? Rifles? My katana? Baseball bats? Metal pipes? Scattered pens and pencils? Hell, the list goes on and on. Pretty much anything in my house can be a weapon, and I'm sure I'll be able to find something that ninja's are week against...

Mabey but dont count on it.
But what happens if you dont see it coming? >
Or what happens when they strike when you are sleeping?

 

[Malyc]

A puny shotgun wont protect you from the legendary ninjas >

I know, but it helps me sleep at night... And where the shotgun fails, the K-BAR I keep attached to my belt may prove an adequate barrier for now.

Think again >

This saber? Any of the several fixed bladed hunting knives I have stashed around my place of residence? My handguns? Rifles? My katana? Baseball bats? Metal pipes? Scattered pens and pencils? Hell, the list goes on and on. Pretty much anything in my house can be a weapon, and I'm sure I'll be able to find something that ninja's are week against...

Mabey but dont count on it.
But what happens if you dont see it coming? >
Or what happens when they strike when you are sleeping?

I haven't slept in 15 years, to prepare for just such an occurrence!

... goddamn am i tired...

 

[Floris2123]

A puny shotgun wont protect you from the legendary ninjas >

I know, but it helps me sleep at night... And where the shotgun fails, the K-BAR I keep attached to my belt may prove an adequate barrier for now.

Think again >

This saber? Any of the several fixed bladed hunting knives I have stashed around my place of residence? My handguns? Rifles? My katana? Baseball bats? Metal pipes? Scattered pens and pencils? Hell, the list goes on and on. Pretty much anything in my house can be a weapon, and I'm sure I'll be able to find something that ninja's are week against...

Mabey but dont count on it.
But what happens if you dont see it coming? >
Or what happens when they strike when you are sleeping?

I haven't slept in 15 years, to prepare for just such an occurrence!

... goddamn am i tired...

Tired...well that means slower so an easy mark.
in preparing for this you doomed yourself.