The Limit of Infinity: A Shadowrun RP (Sign-up Thread - Closed)

[Malyc]

A puny shotgun wont protect you from the legendary ninjas >

I know, but it helps me sleep at night... And where the shotgun fails, the K-BAR I keep attached to my belt may prove an adequate barrier for now.

Think again >

This saber? Any of the several fixed bladed hunting knives I have stashed around my place of residence? My handguns? Rifles? My katana? Baseball bats? Metal pipes? Scattered pens and pencils? Hell, the list goes on and on. Pretty much anything in my house can be a weapon, and I'm sure I'll be able to find something that ninja's are week against...

Mabey but dont count on it.
But what happens if you dont see it coming? >
Or what happens when they strike when you are sleeping?

I haven't slept in 15 years, to prepare for just such an occurrence!

... goddamn am i tired...

Tired...well that means slower so an easy mark.
in preparing for this you doomed yourself.

Shit... Welp, ain't that the way it always works? Prepare for the flood, killed by the fire.

 

[Floris2123]

A puny shotgun wont protect you from the legendary ninjas >

I know, but it helps me sleep at night... And where the shotgun fails, the K-BAR I keep attached to my belt may prove an adequate barrier for now.

Think again >

This saber? Any of the several fixed bladed hunting knives I have stashed around my place of residence? My handguns? Rifles? My katana? Baseball bats? Metal pipes? Scattered pens and pencils? Hell, the list goes on and on. Pretty much anything in my house can be a weapon, and I'm sure I'll be able to find something that ninja's are week against...

Mabey but dont count on it.
But what happens if you dont see it coming? >
Or what happens when they strike when you are sleeping?

I haven't slept in 15 years, to prepare for just such an occurrence!

... goddamn am i tired...

Tired...well that means slower so an easy mark.
in preparing for this you doomed yourself.

Shit... Welp, ain't that the way it always works? Prepare for the flood, killed by the fire.

Fire...good idea.....thanks.

 

[Malyc]

A puny shotgun wont protect you from the legendary ninjas >

I know, but it helps me sleep at night... And where the shotgun fails, the K-BAR I keep attached to my belt may prove an adequate barrier for now.

Think again >

This saber? Any of the several fixed bladed hunting knives I have stashed around my place of residence? My handguns? Rifles? My katana? Baseball bats? Metal pipes? Scattered pens and pencils? Hell, the list goes on and on. Pretty much anything in my house can be a weapon, and I'm sure I'll be able to find something that ninja's are week against...

Mabey but dont count on it.
But what happens if you dont see it coming? >
Or what happens when they strike when you are sleeping?

I haven't slept in 15 years, to prepare for just such an occurrence!

... goddamn am i tired...

Tired...well that means slower so an easy mark.
in preparing for this you doomed yourself.

Shit... Welp, ain't that the way it always works? Prepare for the flood, killed by the fire.

Fire...good idea.....thanks.

You crafty bastard... Making me give you ideas for you to use killing me...

*turns into wolf, flees deep into the North Woods*

 

[Floris2123]

A puny shotgun wont protect you from the legendary ninjas >

I know, but it helps me sleep at night... And where the shotgun fails, the K-BAR I keep attached to my belt may prove an adequate barrier for now.

Think again >

This saber? Any of the several fixed bladed hunting knives I have stashed around my place of residence? My handguns? Rifles? My katana? Baseball bats? Metal pipes? Scattered pens and pencils? Hell, the list goes on and on. Pretty much anything in my house can be a weapon, and I'm sure I'll be able to find something that ninja's are week against...

Mabey but dont count on it.
But what happens if you dont see it coming? >
Or what happens when they strike when you are sleeping?

I haven't slept in 15 years, to prepare for just such an occurrence!

... goddamn am i tired...

Tired...well that means slower so an easy mark.
in preparing for this you doomed yourself.

Shit... Welp, ain't that the way it always works? Prepare for the flood, killed by the fire.

Fire...good idea.....thanks.

You crafty bastard... Making me give you ideas for you to use killing me...

*turns into wolf, flees deep into the North Woods*

You said north woods right? Made out of wood?....
smart move run from an pyromaniac assassin by hiding in the woods....

 

[Malyc]

A puny shotgun wont protect you from the legendary ninjas >

I know, but it helps me sleep at night... And where the shotgun fails, the K-BAR I keep attached to my belt may prove an adequate barrier for now.

Think again >

This saber? Any of the several fixed bladed hunting knives I have stashed around my place of residence? My handguns? Rifles? My katana? Baseball bats? Metal pipes? Scattered pens and pencils? Hell, the list goes on and on. Pretty much anything in my house can be a weapon, and I'm sure I'll be able to find something that ninja's are week against...

Mabey but dont count on it.
But what happens if you dont see it coming? >
Or what happens when they strike when you are sleeping?

I haven't slept in 15 years, to prepare for just such an occurrence!

... goddamn am i tired...

Tired...well that means slower so an easy mark.
in preparing for this you doomed yourself.

Shit... Welp, ain't that the way it always works? Prepare for the flood, killed by the fire.

Fire...good idea.....thanks.

You crafty bastard... Making me give you ideas for you to use killing me...

*turns into wolf, flees deep into the North Woods*

You said north woods right? Made out of wood?....
smart move run from an pyromaniac assassin by hiding in the woods....

False, the North Woods are clearly made of ice. Because they're in the north.

*foolproof logic FTW*

 

[Floris2123]

A puny shotgun wont protect you from the legendary ninjas >

I know, but it helps me sleep at night... And where the shotgun fails, the K-BAR I keep attached to my belt may prove an adequate barrier for now.

Think again >

This saber? Any of the several fixed bladed hunting knives I have stashed around my place of residence? My handguns? Rifles? My katana? Baseball bats? Metal pipes? Scattered pens and pencils? Hell, the list goes on and on. Pretty much anything in my house can be a weapon, and I'm sure I'll be able to find something that ninja's are week against...

Mabey but dont count on it.
But what happens if you dont see it coming? >
Or what happens when they strike when you are sleeping?

I haven't slept in 15 years, to prepare for just such an occurrence!

... goddamn am i tired...

Tired...well that means slower so an easy mark.
in preparing for this you doomed yourself.

Shit... Welp, ain't that the way it always works? Prepare for the flood, killed by the fire.

Fire...good idea.....thanks.

You crafty bastard... Making me give you ideas for you to use killing me...

*turns into wolf, flees deep into the North Woods*

You said north woods right? Made out of wood?....
smart move run from an pyromaniac assassin by hiding in the woods....

False, the North Woods are clearly made of ice. Because they're in the north.

*foolproof logic FTW*

Well you cant out run a ninja so whatever.
I will just use an shuriken instead.

 

[Malyc]

A puny shotgun wont protect you from the legendary ninjas >

I know, but it helps me sleep at night... And where the shotgun fails, the K-BAR I keep attached to my belt may prove an adequate barrier for now.

Think again >

This saber? Any of the several fixed bladed hunting knives I have stashed around my place of residence? My handguns? Rifles? My katana? Baseball bats? Metal pipes? Scattered pens and pencils? Hell, the list goes on and on. Pretty much anything in my house can be a weapon, and I'm sure I'll be able to find something that ninja's are week against...

Mabey but dont count on it.
But what happens if you dont see it coming? >
Or what happens when they strike when you are sleeping?

I haven't slept in 15 years, to prepare for just such an occurrence!

... goddamn am i tired...

Tired...well that means slower so an easy mark.
in preparing for this you doomed yourself.

Shit... Welp, ain't that the way it always works? Prepare for the flood, killed by the fire.

Fire...good idea.....thanks.

You crafty bastard... Making me give you ideas for you to use killing me...

*turns into wolf, flees deep into the North Woods*

You said north woods right? Made out of wood?....
smart move run from an pyromaniac assassin by hiding in the woods....

False, the North Woods are clearly made of ice. Because they're in the north.

*foolproof logic FTW*

Well you cant out run a ninja so whatever.
I will just use an shuriken instead.

Q_Q

Wai you want I dead so bad? I am only poor little lost puppy, alone in the world...

 

[Floris2123]

A puny shotgun wont protect you from the legendary ninjas >

I know, but it helps me sleep at night... And where the shotgun fails, the K-BAR I keep attached to my belt may prove an adequate barrier for now.

Think again >

This saber? Any of the several fixed bladed hunting knives I have stashed around my place of residence? My handguns? Rifles? My katana? Baseball bats? Metal pipes? Scattered pens and pencils? Hell, the list goes on and on. Pretty much anything in my house can be a weapon, and I'm sure I'll be able to find something that ninja's are week against...

Mabey but dont count on it.
But what happens if you dont see it coming? >
Or what happens when they strike when you are sleeping?

I haven't slept in 15 years, to prepare for just such an occurrence!

... goddamn am i tired...

Tired...well that means slower so an easy mark.
in preparing for this you doomed yourself.

Shit... Welp, ain't that the way it always works? Prepare for the flood, killed by the fire.

Fire...good idea.....thanks.

You crafty bastard... Making me give you ideas for you to use killing me...

*turns into wolf, flees deep into the North Woods*

You said north woods right? Made out of wood?....
smart move run from an pyromaniac assassin by hiding in the woods....

False, the North Woods are clearly made of ice. Because they're in the north.

*foolproof logic FTW*

Well you cant out run a ninja so whatever.
I will just use an shuriken instead.

Q_Q

Wai you want I dead so bad? I am only poor little lost puppy, alone in the world...

Damn you and your cute eyes!!...stop looking at me like that. >:O

 

[Malyc]

A puny shotgun wont protect you from the legendary ninjas >

I know, but it helps me sleep at night... And where the shotgun fails, the K-BAR I keep attached to my belt may prove an adequate barrier for now.

Think again >

This saber? Any of the several fixed bladed hunting knives I have stashed around my place of residence? My handguns? Rifles? My katana? Baseball bats? Metal pipes? Scattered pens and pencils? Hell, the list goes on and on. Pretty much anything in my house can be a weapon, and I'm sure I'll be able to find something that ninja's are week against...

Mabey but dont count on it.
But what happens if you dont see it coming? >
Or what happens when they strike when you are sleeping?

I haven't slept in 15 years, to prepare for just such an occurrence!

... goddamn am i tired...

Tired...well that means slower so an easy mark.
in preparing for this you doomed yourself.

Shit... Welp, ain't that the way it always works? Prepare for the flood, killed by the fire.

Fire...good idea.....thanks.

You crafty bastard... Making me give you ideas for you to use killing me...

*turns into wolf, flees deep into the North Woods*

You said north woods right? Made out of wood?....
smart move run from an pyromaniac assassin by hiding in the woods....

False, the North Woods are clearly made of ice. Because they're in the north.

*foolproof logic FTW*

Well you cant out run a ninja so whatever.
I will just use an shuriken instead.

Q_Q

Wai you want I dead so bad? I am only poor little lost puppy, alone in the world...

Damn you and your cute eyes!!...stop looking at me like that. >:O

I'll stop when it doesn't work anymore.

Q_Q
Q_Q
Q_Q

 

[Floris2123]

A puny shotgun wont protect you from the legendary ninjas >

I know, but it helps me sleep at night... And where the shotgun fails, the K-BAR I keep attached to my belt may prove an adequate barrier for now.

Think again >

This saber? Any of the several fixed bladed hunting knives I have stashed around my place of residence? My handguns? Rifles? My katana? Baseball bats? Metal pipes? Scattered pens and pencils? Hell, the list goes on and on. Pretty much anything in my house can be a weapon, and I'm sure I'll be able to find something that ninja's are week against...

Mabey but dont count on it.
But what happens if you dont see it coming? >
Or what happens when they strike when you are sleeping?

I haven't slept in 15 years, to prepare for just such an occurrence!

... goddamn am i tired...

Tired...well that means slower so an easy mark.
in preparing for this you doomed yourself.

Shit... Welp, ain't that the way it always works? Prepare for the flood, killed by the fire.

Fire...good idea.....thanks.

You crafty bastard... Making me give you ideas for you to use killing me...

*turns into wolf, flees deep into the North Woods*

You said north woods right? Made out of wood?....
smart move run from an pyromaniac assassin by hiding in the woods....

False, the North Woods are clearly made of ice. Because they're in the north.

*foolproof logic FTW*

Well you cant out run a ninja so whatever.
I will just use an shuriken instead.

Q_Q

Wai you want I dead so bad? I am only poor little lost puppy, alone in the world...

Damn you and your cute eyes!!...stop looking at me like that. >:O

I'll stop when it doesn't work anymore.

Q_Q
Q_Q
Q_Q

Damn your cuteness!!
*Runs away*
I will think of a way to kill you! just you wait!

 

[Malyc]

A puny shotgun wont protect you from the legendary ninjas >

I know, but it helps me sleep at night... And where the shotgun fails, the K-BAR I keep attached to my belt may prove an adequate barrier for now.

Think again >

This saber? Any of the several fixed bladed hunting knives I have stashed around my place of residence? My handguns? Rifles? My katana? Baseball bats? Metal pipes? Scattered pens and pencils? Hell, the list goes on and on. Pretty much anything in my house can be a weapon, and I'm sure I'll be able to find something that ninja's are week against...

Mabey but dont count on it.
But what happens if you dont see it coming? >
Or what happens when they strike when you are sleeping?

I haven't slept in 15 years, to prepare for just such an occurrence!

... goddamn am i tired...

Tired...well that means slower so an easy mark.
in preparing for this you doomed yourself.

Shit... Welp, ain't that the way it always works? Prepare for the flood, killed by the fire.

Fire...good idea.....thanks.

You crafty bastard... Making me give you ideas for you to use killing me...

*turns into wolf, flees deep into the North Woods*

You said north woods right? Made out of wood?....
smart move run from an pyromaniac assassin by hiding in the woods....

False, the North Woods are clearly made of ice. Because they're in the north.

*foolproof logic FTW*

Well you cant out run a ninja so whatever.
I will just use an shuriken instead.

Q_Q

Wai you want I dead so bad? I am only poor little lost puppy, alone in the world...

Damn you and your cute eyes!!...stop looking at me like that. >:O

I'll stop when it doesn't work anymore.

Q_Q
Q_Q
Q_Q

Damn your cuteness!!
*Runs away*
I will think of a way to kill you! just you wait!

But... but... WAI DO YOU WANNA KILL ME???

*the saddest face*

 

[Floris2123]

But... but... WAI DO YOU WANNA KILL ME???

*the saddest face*


*quikly turns his head away from you*
YES!! why else would a ninja be after you to tickel you!?

 

[Floris2123]

doubel post ignore

 

[Malyc]

But... but... WAI DO YOU WANNA KILL ME???

*the saddest face*


*quikly turns his head away from you*
YES!! why else would a ninja be after you to tickel you!?

Also quote fail, but i'll forgive you...

As for the tickeling... I honestly don't know...

 

[Floris2123]

I know my internet was messing with me...wait oh no! Its spreading D:

Now i need to plot a way to kill you without seeing you....

 

[Malyc]

@Floris: But you can't kill me without looking at me...

Spoiler: Plus, how can you justify killing these?

 

[Evrant-Knight]

I know my internet was messing with me...wait oh no! Its spreading D:

Now i need to plot a way to kill you without seeing you....

Simple, send someone else to kill him instead.

 

[Floris2123]

@Floris: But you can't kill me without looking at me...

Spoiler: Plus, how can you justify killing these?

C4 ?

I kill things for a living.....but not them never those beautiful creatures..
but wait you are a shapeshifter right?! So I can kill your part that is human >

@evrant

Thank you for helping me
And mabey i will use a suicide bomber packed with C4 >

 

[Evrant-Knight]

@Floris: But you can't kill me without looking at me...

Spoiler: Plus, how can you justify killing these?

C4 ?

I kill thing for a living.....but not them never those beautiful creatures..
but wait you are a shapeshifter right?! So I can kill your part that is human >

@evrant

Thank you for helping me

Don't thank me just yet, you see, I have a soft spot for wolves and huskies. So, I wouldn't do it.

 

[Floris2123]

@Floris: But you can't kill me without looking at me...

Spoiler: Plus, how can you justify killing these?

C4 ?

I kill thing for a living.....but not them never those beautiful creatures..
but wait you are a shapeshifter right?! So I can kill your part that is human >

@evrant

Thank you for helping me

Don't thank me just yet, you see, I have a soft spot for wolves and huskies. So, I wouldn't do it.

Soo are you neutral or are you helping him? D: