The loot you drop

[sheic99]

+2 deus ex machina

I drop a tvtropes link

 

[dalek sec]

-50 Hours lost due to link.

I drop my madness and horror

 

[sheic99]

+200 hours of therapy

I drop a monkey

 

[dalek sec]

+1 pet

I drop a steampunk tv set

 

[sheic99]

+20 nerdiness
-10 chance of getting laid

I drop a a dictionary.

 

[Cracker3011]

-5 life

I drop a 6 pack of diet coke

 

[dalek sec]

-50 HP

I drop a six pack of proper coke

 

[Cracker3011]

+10 Hyperactivity
-60 HP

I drop Linkin Park

 

[Tharwen]

+1 band that can't seem to decide what genre it is

I drop an oliphaunt.

 

[Heart of Darkness]

+1 Creature
+Achievement Unlocked "Zoo Tycoon"

I drop A MAILBOX KEY.

 

[Tharwen]

99.3 DPS
+12 strength
+8 agility
+1 "Whose mailbox does this open?"

I drop the Sword of a Thousand Truths

 

[Tharwen]

*Sigh*

Ignore this. Blame my phone.

 

[ElTigreSantiago]

+1 Wonderwoman wannabee

I drop a hairdryer.

 

[Tharwen]

-100000000000 water molecules in my hair

I drop a tiger. Yes, a live tiger. Start running.

 

[Heart of Darkness]

-3 Wetness
-28% Dry Time
+3s Cooldown
+1 "Why just run when I can feed it a ninja?!"
-1 Ninja
+Status "Running"

I drop A MILLION PENNIES.

 

[ElTigreSantiago]

- 1,000,000 inventory room (You're over-encumbered!)

I drop an AH-64 Apache.

 

[Heart of Darkness]

+1 Helicopter
-1 Tall Building
-1 Helicopter

I drop A JACUZZI.

 

[dalek sec]

+100 HP, morale increased

I drop human brain

 

[Heart of Darkness]

+100% Zombies in a 15-mile radius
+30% Increase in Zombies

I drop PACKING SUPPLIES.

 

[Macgyvercas]

+5 packing ability

I drop a Beholder tooth