The loot you drop

[Idlemessiah]

+40 Confusion

I drop the guy from the Go-Compare adverts.

 

[Heart of Darkness]

+1 Unknown advert.

I drop THE BLEND-TEC BLENDER GUY.

 

[Kollega]

+16 blenders.
+1 guy.

I drop a Black Hawk. BLACK HAWK DOWN, WE HAVE BLACK HAWK DOWN!!!

(please tell me if i misquoted that line or not)

 

[Heart of Darkness]

+1 I have no idea, it's not familiar to me...
+1 BLACK HAWK DOWN

I drop A LOLLIPOPE.

 

[Kollega]

+1 underage female manga-style leader of Catholics.

I drop "Goliath" APC (Soviet production, four AA autocannons and one man-cannon)

 

[dalek sec]

Effect: You may now travel through zombie controlled lands!

I drop a map of zombie controlled lands

 

[Heart of Darkness]

+1 Obligatory "In Soviet Russia" joke
+1 Me as ammo.
+Effect "Safe Travel"

I drop JARATE.

 

[Monstrion]

Gains effect Unholy Smell
-5 stealth

I drop a Hetzer.

 

[Heart of Darkness]

+1 Tank
+1 Rampage ofd Death and Destruction

I drop A UNICORN.

 

[Kollega]

+1 awesome mean of transportation.
Status effect: UNMANLY!

I drop:

Vladof MG632 Glorious Massacre Of Plot Advancement.
A box with 20 bottles of "Cherry Cyclone" - finest fizzy drink known to man.
An old, dirty and patched coat with "L.T.B." initials on the inside.

 

[Heart of Darkness]

+1 Plot Advancement
+Effect "Sugar Rush"
+1 Case of Stolen Identity, and you are the perpetrator!

I drop A WATERMELON.

 

[Tharwen]

+18 tasty
+19 annoyance due to random seeds that don't even do anything useful.

I drop a kettle.

 

[ultimateownage]

+1 tea making
I drop my experimental M.I.R.V

 

[Heart of Darkness]

+1 Kettle
+1 Pot
+1 Quote about kitchen utensils and the absence of light.
+1 Ninja
+1 I should know what a MIRV is, but I can't remember it at all...

I drop A MUSICAL SCALE AND ARPEGGIO.

 

[Tharwen]

+1 very short song.

I drop a kobold.

[sub]I'll overtake you in 3 posts. The race is on.[/sub]

 

[ultimateownage]

+1 KOBOOOOOOOLD!
I drop a unicorn's horn.

 

[Tharwen]

+1 stat chosen almost completely at random based on the source material.

I drop The Eye of Sauron

 

[ultimateownage]

+1 ring
+1 golem
I drop an eye patch.

 

[Tharwen]

-1 Binocular vision

I drop a volcano. Upside down.

 

[dalek sec]

Effect: Massive fire damage to surrounding area.

I drop the following song: