The loot you drop

[neilsaccount]

+50 speed + 1000 cuteness
I drop my things over a cliff so you cant have them!!! nya nya nya

 

[dalek sec]

+5000 rage

I drop a tommy gun with 100 round drum mag

 

[Kollega]

+66 ranged ATK.
Status effect: "Real Mafiosso".

I drop:

First issue of a Silver Age comic - "Accordeon Man #1".
A book titled: "How To Detect Evil: 1001 tell-tale sign of villainy".
A sealed envelope with "to Mr. Sedgewick" written on it.

 

[dalek sec]

+1 comic I will never read
+5 captured villians
+1 crappy love letter

I drop a plague knife
http://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Plague_Knife

 

[Goremocker]

+1 OMFGWTFBBQ AWESOME!!

I drop a fat kitten with a bag o' weed

 

[ultimateownage]

+1 bag of weed
+1 apostrophe
effect: high
I drop everything ever mentioned in this thread.

 

[Goremocker]

+1 broken back

OW...I drop the A-bomb...

 

[ultimateownage]

+1 Nuclear bomb
+1 explosion
+1 fallout
+1 game series
I drop a Tsar Bomba.

 

[Goremocker]

+1 Google skill
+1 lack of knowledge on what the item is
+1 item throwing skill

I drop Hotel soap

 

[ultimateownage]

+1 bar of soap
-a lot of money
effect: Joke on how expensive hotels are
I drop a puppy missing a head.

 

[Goremocker]

+1 hour of crying
+1 vengeance mission
+1 Dinner

I drop Adam Sandler.

 

[dalek sec]

+1 annoying actor

I drop a warp daemon

 

[Kollega]

+1 sandwich filling for my Lombax friend.
Status effect: annoyance at your continuing tendency to name random Wankhammer 40k entities. Be slightly more imaginative, please. I mean, i don't just spam "Lombaxes!" (not too much at least), i come up with many various ridiculous things! And some of those things are even actual things, as opposed to some entities like a platoon of Imperial Guardsmen that definitely won't fit in a pocket!

I drop:

A printer that was used to make three things i've dropped last time.
A map that pinpoints the location of Jimmy Hoffa's body.
A plate of french fries cooked with Super-Mushrooms.

 

[Heart of Darkness]

+1 Daemon
-2 Holy
+Ability "Teleport"

+1 Ninja
+3 Things from Kollega's last post
+140 Printer Jam (which is great on toast)
-1 Cold Case
+1 Shroom Fry (Effect: +6 HP, +2 FP)

I drop NEW WORLD COMPUTING.

 

[Kollega]

+1 new world to live in. Sweet!
+68 computing power.
Sorry for that, i just couldn't make a good joke regarding the company.

I drop:

A swiss army knife with five hundred different little blades and one that unfolds into a minigun.
A crate of "Freud's Box of Cocks" brand cigars.
A rake made out of kryptonite.

 

[Heart of Darkness]

+1 Badass knife, +490 Overkill
+1 "Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar."
-2 Superman, -500,000 Leaves

I drop A DRUM OF GRAPE JELLY.

 

[dalek sec]

+500 covered sandwiches

I drop chicken tenders and fries with coke.

 

[Heart of Darkness]

+1 Number 6.

I drop A RABBI, A PRIEST, HILARY CLINTON, AND A SCHOOLCHILD ON AN AIRPLANE.

 

[Cryptorus]

+1 setup for a joke I don't get.

I drop a Giant Shrimp.

 

[Heart of Darkness]

+1 Oxymoron
+3 Ewww.

I drop HOLY WATER.