The loot you drop
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+1 nas-YOU ARE A DISGRACE TO ADVENTURERS EVERYWHERE, ESPECIALLY TO PLATFORMER HEROES, AND ESPECIALLY ESPECIALLY TO RATCHET!!! I SAID "DIG FROM HERE AND UNTILL NOON!", AND YOU'RE JUST LAZYING AROUND, YOU FATBALL! YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF!!! NOW DROP AND GIVE ME TWENTY!!!!!
I put down gently, for reasons that should be obvious:
A bucket of nitroglycerine.
An angry wolverine.
Egregious Heterodyne.
I put down gently, for reasons that should be obvious:
A bucket of nitroglycerine.
An angry wolverine.
Egregious Heterodyne.
+infinite interdimensional war with humans who didn't happen to exist with the same morals as we do and happened to develop interdimensional travel at the same technological stage as us.
I drop a mouse with 16 programmable buttons and a cup holder.
I drop a mouse with 16 programmable buttons and a cup holder.
+1 bad title
+1 funny show
+50 retardation
+3 forgotten zeroes in above effect
I drop:
Zeus
A large bra
A tub o' lard
Your mother
A long list of items
an Alien Probe
Sesame street
A frustrated poster
Pokemon Black and White
Shopping list to get more items.
An ^_^
and a
+1 funny show
+50 retardation
+3 forgotten zeroes in above effect
I drop:
Zeus
A large bra
A tub o' lard
Your mother
A long list of items
an Alien Probe
Sesame street
A frustrated poster
Pokemon Black and White
Shopping list to get more items.
An ^_^
and a
Wow, that's a huge list.
Zeus effect: 6 lightning bolts available.
Bra effect: +1 trebuchet.
Lard effect: grossed out! -15 dexterity.
Mother effect: "Hey mom, what are you doing here?" Roll for deception check.
List effect: +20 talent in construction of ridiculous traps.
Probe effect: acquired quest - contact the owner and give probe back.
Sesame Street effect: -28 cookies. Thanks a lot, Cookie Monster.
Frustrated poster effect: acquired quest - find a place to hide from NERD RAAAAGGE!!!
Black & White effect: -33 hours of my life.
Shopping list effect: acquired quest - need to buy bread, eggs, milk, and pineapples.
^_^ |effect: +45 cuteness.
|effect: sarcasm detected!
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I drop a throughly modified Cadian pattern lasgun - whoever worked on it left no detail untouched. There's a holographic sight on top, enormous gill-like cooling ports on it's sides, exposed wiring and piping all over it. It's colored in radical red with white stripes and black trim. The power cell is fizzling with electricity. You can see something printed in Lombax language on the stock of a gun.
Zeus effect: 6 lightning bolts available.
Bra effect: +1 trebuchet.
Lard effect: grossed out! -15 dexterity.
Mother effect: "Hey mom, what are you doing here?" Roll for deception check.
List effect: +20 talent in construction of ridiculous traps.
Probe effect: acquired quest - contact the owner and give probe back.
Sesame Street effect: -28 cookies. Thanks a lot, Cookie Monster.
Frustrated poster effect: acquired quest - find a place to hide from NERD RAAAAGGE!!!
Black & White effect: -33 hours of my life.
Shopping list effect: acquired quest - need to buy bread, eggs, milk, and pineapples.
^_^ |effect: +45 cuteness.
|effect: sarcasm detected!***
I drop a throughly modified Cadian pattern lasgun - whoever worked on it left no detail untouched. There's a holographic sight on top, enormous gill-like cooling ports on it's sides, exposed wiring and piping all over it. It's colored in radical red with white stripes and black trim. The power cell is fizzling with electricity. You can see something printed in Lombax language on the stock of a gun.