The loot you drop

[Heart of Darkness]

+1 Sword I own. =D

I drop A PLATE OF FINGER SNACKS.

 

[Tharwen]

+1 cannibalism per finger, up to a maximum of 10 per victim.

I drop Thrall, Warchief of the Horde.

 

[Heart of Darkness]

+1 Leader
+1 Person who may or may not be an orc.

I drop A PIGMASK.

 

[Cryptorus]

+1 weird mask.

I drop a lightning gun.

 

[Heart of Darkness]

+14 Lightning
-2 Shurikens

I drop A BOX OF CREAM PUFFS.

 

[Tharwen]

+16 capital letters
-123 hunger if you eat them all at once

 

[Heart of Darkness]

+1 Disappointment. I've been grinding for hours, and still nothing!

I drop BROOKLYN RAGE!

 

[Tharwen]

+1 drop that no-one has any stats for and I don't know about.

I drop a broom... MADE OF STEEL!

 

[Heart of Darkness]

+1 Durable Transportation Vehicle

I drop AN ARMORED TRUCK.

 

[Tharwen]

+123 Defence
+6 troop capacity
+12 speed
Effect: Obvious target

I drop a U2 spy plane.

 

[dalek sec]

+1 incident just waiting to happen

I drop a portal gun turrent.

 

[Goremocker]

+1 Adorable violent robot

I drop a sun

 

[Tharwen]

+3400000000000000 fusion

I drop Unforgotten Realms.

 

[Heart of Darkness]

-6bil lives
+Effect "GAME OVER"

I drop AN ONION.

 

[Goremocker]

+1 more way to make you cry

I drop Kenny's dead corpse.

 

[Heart of Darkness]

+1 Dead squadron led by Commander Kenny

I drop A DICTIONARY.

 

[Goremocker]

+1 ability to make distinctions between homophones.

I drop my brain.

 

[Tharwen]

Effect: Trolls are now coherent, if misinformed

+1 ninja
+1 incredible result of millions of years of evolution
+1 death due to vital organ removal

I drop a Rubik's cube with one of the stickers removed.

 

[Goremocker]

+1 division by zero

I drop the F-Bomb

 

[Heart of Darkness]

+100 F-Words

I drop A DIAMOND IN THE ROUGH.

(Also, corps =/= corpse. A corps is something completely different.)