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Kollega

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Jun 5, 2009
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+1 unidentified gun. Needs to be researched in order to use.
Effect: confusion - "is that supposed to be German?"

I drop a bottle of Ratchet-Cola. It tastes sort of like Nuka-Cola... ON DR. JEKYLL'S SECRET FORMULA!!! WHICH ITSELF IS ON PCP AND ACID AND ECSTASY AND COCAINE - STRUCK BY ZEUS' LIGHTNING!!! THIS DRINK IS SO AWESOME IT EXPLODES IN A MUSHROOM CLOUD WHEN SHOT AT AND SO MANLY IT WILL TURN YOU INTO A REAL MAN! EVEN IF YOU ARE A WOMAN!!! OR A FUNGUS! OR A SINGLE-CELL ORGANISM!!! IT'S LIKE HAVING PURE LIQUID SEX AND AWESOME POURED DOWN YOUR THROAT!!!!!
 

Heart of Darkness

The final days of His Trolliness
Jul 1, 2009
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+1 Drink that sounds like Brawndo, but isn't.

I drop A CASE OF BRAWNDO. NOW WITH COMM [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tbxq0IDqD04]ERCI [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uxieMOdo6IU&feature=related]ALS! [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ru6p5NLXxvY&feature=related]
 

Heart of Darkness

The final days of His Trolliness
Jul 1, 2009
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-24 Teeth (Seriously, that stuff'll melt your teeth. Phosphoric acid and teeth do not mix.)

I drop A HOODIE.