The loot you drop

[AgDr_ODST]

+ 1 escapist who doesn't know or give a shit about the former PM.

I drop Deadliest Warrior: The Game

 

[Steppin Razor]

+1 game that will hopefully allow you to match up a member of the SAS against a medieval knight.
+1 game that will probably make the knight come out on top against a machine gun >.>

I drop a shipping crate filled with anthrax.

 

[AgDr_ODST]

+ 1 item to be dropped on Activision headquarters

I drop dead Hamas terrorists(killed by me)

 

[Heart of Darkness]

+1 Possibly BS Claim passed off as an attempt to make the poster look more like a badass than he truly is.

I drop ASCII ART OF GORDAN FREEMAN.

 

[AgDr_ODST]

+ bad ass yet nerdy art work

I drop a better avatar for the next poster

 

[Steppin Razor]

+1 impossible task.

I drop a Star Trek convention.

 

[AgDr_ODST]

+ 50,000 nerds
+ 5 or so unfortunate cast members
+ a few random hot girls who are either trekkies(which makes them the hottest nerds ever) or booth babes paid to show up.

I drop a Random Vs thread

 

[Steppin Razor]

+1 "We don't like vs threads around here" followed by said person commenting on the thread anyways >.>

I drop a lifetime supply of nachos and dip.

 

[AgDr_ODST]

+ 1 lifetime supply of gamer chow
potential effect: if also supplied with toilet and drinkage. gamer may never leave his lair

I drop an lifetime supply of the next users favorite gatorade flavor

 

[Lizmichi]

+1000000 agility from Gatorade
Drops iPod and lockpicking set.

 

[AgDr_ODST]

+5,000 songs and other media
+200 Sneaky Sneaky skillz

I drop race seeking RPG launcher

 

[Tsunimo]

-200 Black people
+1 lifetime of jail for hate crime

I drop 1 Micheal Weston

 

[Lizmichi]

+100 to spy skills and +200 to yogurt supply.

Drops Ramune and a Kung Fu fan.

 

[Kollega]

+1 vaguely Chinese name.
+1 ventilator well-versed in martial arts.

I have returned, and i drop:

New novel by Tom Clancy - "Joint Ops: No Blood For The Reefer", which is about new sort of gunpowder made of hemp.
A poster (made of hemp) for Tom Clancy's new book. Tagline reads: "What Do You Mean It Wasn't Made On Drugs?"
Collectible item to go along with Tom Clancy's new book - a bulletproof vest made of hemp.

 

[Lizmichi]

+1 vaguely Chinese name.

Ramune is Japanese. XD

 

[Heart of Darkness]

+Nothing. User [user]Heart of Darkness[/user] is now checking the cache for the next available item drop...
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User [user]Kollega[/user]'s item drop list found. Processing...
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+500 Pages of Kindling
+4 Irony, +4 Plant/Drug-based product that someone is going to smoke
+1 Vest that has fallen victim to false advertising, +3 People trying to smoke it.

I drop A URINE ANALYSIS TEST.

 

[AgDr_ODST]

+ 1 excellent Clancy novel that I read while wearing the hemp vest while smoking my private stash of Jamaican Green Zombie
EDIT:
+1 failed drug test

I drop Bill Cosby in his prime performing his best material

 

[Heart of Darkness]

+40 Comedy Points
+3 Unintellible Speaking for three days

I drop AN iPHONE 4.

 

[AgDr_ODST]

+ 1 new buggy phone

I drop a bottle of aged tequila

 

[Kollega]

I combine that with a piece of cloth. +1 Molotov cocktail.

I drop:

A German WW2 binoculars with night vision and heads-up display inexplicably built in.
The Ferocious Flail - a flying equivalent of Baneblade tank.
A hamburger made of Yeti's left buttock.