The loot you drop

[KitsunetheFox]

+1 Awesomeness.
+Infinite corpses
+1 Explosion since no one knows how to fly it.

I drop seven pounds of whoopass.

 

[lwm3398]

-27 of 30 HP.

I drop 2 angry beavers,
A glass of milk,
And a pair of scissors.

 

[Heart of Darkness]

+1 Old TV Show
-3 Cookies, +1 Unconscious Santa
+2 Scissor Blades

I drop THE HYPNOTOAD.

 

[lwm3398]

-1 free will, +1 mindless slave.

I drop a turkey leg.

 

[Heart of Darkness]

+400 HP iff you like turkey legs; otherwise, +20 HP

I drop THE MATHEMATICIAN'S ANSWER [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ptitle3zaap0y7ym6o].

 

[Stone Wera]

+1 Uselessness

I drop, a dinosaur mount, a cowboy hat, and a bandolier.

 

[AgDr_ODST]

+ 1 crazed escapist riding around like Fry in that Futurama episode
effect: cowboy hat and Bandolier are combined to produce 1 outlaw costume

I drop a stadium filled with world cup fans blowing vuvuzelas

 

[Stone Wera]

+2 Bleeding ears!

I drop a bottle of tequila, a live python, and a switchblade.

 

[AgDr_ODST]

+60 drunkednes
Effect: python is starved for a day and dropped in the bed of my sleeping enemy
+ 20 badassery

I drop a room full of pyshotic kids who are deathly scared of clowns

 

[lwm3398]

+1 opportunity to drop a Steven King monster into the mix and fuck up some childhoods.

I drop a firetruck, 3 bottles of 50 year aged whiskey, 2 shot-glasses, 4 acid tabs, John Lennon, and an iPod forever repeating the song Happiness is a Warm Gun.

 

[AgDr_ODST]

+3000 effectiveness against fire based attacks
+3 bottles saved for special occasions
+2 jiggers
+4 "trips into the future"
+1 legendary Beatles frontman
+1 possibly useless iPod

I drop a mob of depressed yet angry US soccer fans

 

[Stone Wera]

+1 reason not blow vuvuzelas (as if we hadn't enough already).

I drop a George Foreman Grill, George Foreman, and George Foreman's daughter: George Foreman.

 

[capin Rob]

+ 26 leab beef

I drop, a copy of Twilight.

 

[Stone Wera]

+10 dissapointment.

I drop a cyborg dog, a pair of kickass shades, and Kanye West's wallet.

 

[Asturiel]

Cyborg Dog: -2 to dog
+1 to robot.

Shades: -20 everything.
They are the cursed shades of Zork!

Kanye West's Wallet: +20 IOUs.

I drop the legendary runeblade, Frostmourn.

 

[AgDr_ODST]

+ Ultimate power!!!!! bow before me or die

I drop the body of the Lich King

 

[Asturiel]

-9001 will
+20111 awesome
+300 pounds of awesome.

I drop a block of butter.

 

[AgDr_ODST]

+ 1 cooking/frying material in bulk

I drop a n00b escapist who's been perma banned

 

[Asturiel]

+0
-2 Effort to remove them from your presence.

The golden soap bar of Quarks.

 

[Stone Wera]

+5 Cleanliness!

I drop a stack of 23 switchblades,
a smelly banana,
and half of a B.F.F. necklace.