The loot you drop

[Blasphemous Rex]

+1 inuendo

I drop bad spelling

 

[dalek sec]

+20 annoyance at your poor spelling

I drop a colt .45 pistol

 

[Katherine Kerensky]

+7 ammunition for the colt. 45.

I drop a giant Gob-Stopper candy thing.

 

[Blasphemous Rex]

+1 piece of candy I'll never finish, ever

I drop a half eaten Sweet-Tarts packet

 

[dalek sec]

+10 Sweet Tarts to eat

I drop a Sister of Battle

 

[Blasphemous Rex]

-1 ally

I drop magic cards

 

[brtshstel]

+1 Nerdery. -1 Sex appeal

I drop the Paris Gun

 

[Sleekgiant]

+1 WTF is it

I drop ownership of Yahoo

 

[Blasphemous Rex]

+1 profitable search engine that will never be as good as google.

I drop telephone

 

[Sleekgiant]

+2000000 telemarketers call it

I drop TNT

 

[Katherine Kerensky]

+5 mining speed.

I drop the avatar I was going to switch to:

Spoiler

 

[dalek sec]

+50 confusion at who that person is

I drop a nerf gun

 

[Sleekgiant]

+10 meh

I drop a lever-action rifle

 

[Katherine Kerensky]

+5 kills, Predator Missile kill-streak ready.

I drop one Predator Missile Kill-streak.

 

[dalek sec]

+blood and skulls for Khorne

I drop a pulse rifle

 

[Fury Is Me.]

+(insert number of kills here.)

I drop The Blackened Lord of the Darkness of the Soul

 

[Blasphemous Rex]

+1 darkened soul

I drop nerf shotgun

 

[dalek sec]

+15 nerf dakka

I drop the Chaos god Slaanesh

 

[Blasphemous Rex]

+1 god to add to my collection

I drop monopoly

 

[COR 2000]

-750 Evil Karma, +5 strength, +225 OHGODIMONFIREFIREFIREFIRE sensations, +25 Big guns.

As for Monopoly, +600 Bottle Caps added, +10 to the Barter and Speech skills as well as +20 to Sneak.

I drop a copy of Paradise Lost.