The main antagonist of the last game you played wants too have sex with you.

[Agarth]

Well the true antagonist of any Dungeons and Dragons game is the DM's imagination... And I'm the DM... So my imagination wants to have sex with me? Awesome!

 

[Demodeus]

Dungeon Siege I's General GOM, an 8 foot tall Seck demon.
Well shit.

 

[SinorKirby]

NO DEATHWING DON'T TOUCH ME THERE!!!

 

[Kathinka]

temple of elemental evil.

well FUCK -.-

 

[ScumbagEddie]

I was just playing Tom Clancy's H.A.W.X. I don't think boning an airplane is going to work well

 

[Saulkar]

Meh, as long as the cybernetics do not get in the way. Kinda old (44) But Turians like humans live to be about 150 years old with middle age biologically being litterally around 75 so I guess I am good in that department. Better take an allergen suppressent.

 

[The Geek Lord]

Spoiler

I'm pretty sure I'm dead now.......

So while googling a picture of the actual final boss I stumbled upon this gem.

Spoiler

Gentlemen.​

Considering that thing's penis is probably made of fire, ice, thunder, and magical element X (Y'know, dragon element) all at the same time I'd say NOW you're dead.

The last thing I played was Persona 4. So in other words, it would end exactly the same as that Japanese myth.

Spoiler

DAMMIT IF YOU DO NOT SEX ME RIGHT THE FUCK NOW I WILL KILL 1000 PEOPLE A DAY​

But then I shall give birth to 1500 a day!

BUT YOU SUCK AT SOCIALIZING AND YOU'RE A VIRGIN​

But I can do it with MANLY WILLPOWER!

AND YOU'RE A PUSSY​

...

AND I'M THE ONLY GIRL THAT WANTS TO FUCK YOU EVER​

Okay fuck this, I'm getting my giant robot.

WAIT WHA-

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF​

... Okay, maybe not EXAAAAAAAACTLY the same...

 

[geK0]

Spoiler

I'm pretty sure I'm dead now.......

So while googling a picture of the actual final boss I stumbled upon this gem.

Spoiler

Gentlemen.​

Considering that thing's penis is probably made of fire, ice, thunder, and magical element X (Y'know, dragon element) all at the same time I'd say NOW you're dead.

Yea I was going to post that boss, but I figured the Lagiacris was the main antagonist at the start of the game so...

 

[Biodeamon]

Left 4 Dead?

their is no main antagonist but whoever it is i can tell one thing....this is going hurt....>_< (witch, hunter, tank)

 

[Trivun]

I'm having sex with myself? Damn, another lonely night.

Spoiler: The game I was playing...

I was playing Braid.

i think the antagonist = evil and protagonist = good

Actually, protagonist only means 'primary character', and deuteragonist is secondary character. Antagonist is the main character opposing the primary one. So a protagonist and antagonist don't necessarily mean 'good' and 'evil' respectively, they're simply the main character and their foe. Sometimes 'good' and 'bad' can be subjective, like in Death Note, Light is the protagonist and L is the first main antagonist, but it's a matter of opinion on who is good or evil. Or in Doctor Horrible, where the protagonist (the title character) is arguably the villain, being an evil mad scientist and whatnot. Though admittedly the so-called 'good' guy, the antagonist, is a bit of a jerk to the Doctor...

Anyway, enough about that. I need to start running away now, fleeing to another game, with a sexy female antagonist, because I don't particularly relish the idea of getting it up the ass from one self-styled 'President' John Henry Eden...

 

[Lordpils]

Spoiler

Couldn't find a picture for them so here's the cover of the game that's them

I played Icewind Dale 2 recently so Isair and Madae, I'm not sure how I feel about this on one hand I have a succubus fantasy (close enough) on the other hand I'm going to get hurt and I'm fairly certain I have no choice in the matter in regards to Isair being part of this.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I have no fucking idea who the hell the antagonist in Oblivion is. I've never played it before. so I have no idea who wants to take a ride on my +69 Staff of Penetration.

mehrunes dagon, a demon bigger than a two story temple.
i think you'll be taking the ride, and consent isnt necessary...
OT: a human soldier from Bad Company 2. just a human. im fine with that.

Fallout 3, that room with the radiation at the end of the game I suppose, what?

look closer.
ben franklin.

 

[XIII's Number XIV]

Uhhh...I played Blazblue at a friend's house. I have nooooo idea who's the main antagonist, so I'm going with whoever he used last:

Spoiler: Hazama

Oh...well now that you put it that way...YES!

 

[Kakashi on crack]

I'm having... having sex with... WITH THESE!?!?!?!?!?

ohh... Well... Actually after looking at some creeper pictures with safesearch off, this might not be too bad...

 

[Sprinal]

I just played Dawn of War...
Balls, er wait... it doesn't have to be the demonically possesed Sindri right? It could also be that demon trapped in the Maledictum right?

Well As it is usually Chaos UNdivided then you could always grab one of Slanesh's Daemons...

OT:

Who is the antagonist for an MMO? the guy I jsut killed in PVP?

So as a result it shall be the second last game I played which is Oblivion. SO I am now having sex with a Dadra Lord? This is gonna hurt....

 

[Hakeem]

MGS4, ewwww male milf >.>

 

[Atmos Duality]

Huh, that would be the Empress of the Morrigi Empire I'm at war with.

...

I'm getting into my flagship, pointing it in a random direction, engaging the engines and letting it ride until meltdown.

 

[marurder]

I just played minecraft.... so it's either a creeper or a pig...

 

[Yumore]

UHHHHH Dr.Breen...