The manliest thin ever is getting in a Challenger 2, shooting a deer, bufalo, snake, eagle, grizzly bear, and a salmon and eating the insta cooked body parts that go flying, by the way half of the cooked pieces where blown up pine trees so you half to do the Ol' Colorado to get to em. Then you have to tear off a large piece of bark for the plate, and the only reason why you need it is your girlfriend is waiting at home and you dont want blood all over you when you get their. and for deicency you need to hike a mountain to get a colly flower to put on as a decoration.
I think i win.
Or a bowl of nails... without milk (cookie for the childish reference).