The manliest thing you can eat?

[traceur_]

A healthy fruit salad, definitely.

!!!

Alright, to the time-out chair, young lady!

A live shark that you just punched in the face in the middle of the ocean.

In Australia, we call that "lunch".

The answer is: A T-rex or Velociraptor tackled and punched out single-handedly, cooked over the fires of hell. Well Done of course.

 

[METC]

Isn't this the gaming discussion forum?

OT: A bucket of nails. Whole. With the bucket.

 

[goofycuzz]

a nicely trimmed Fur burger with a chocolate starfish for dessert. or pink fish taco, or camel toe or freshly tossed salad with creamy penis dressing sprinkled with pubic sprouts.

 

[Pariah87]

The Governator cooked in Chuck Norris juices served with a side dish of Vin Diesel.

 

[Amarok]

A vagi---

Okay that might get me banned.

An entire cow. Or something

 

[Venatio]

The manliest thing you can eat is to eat healthily.

 

[Captain Pancake]

rusty saw blades wrapped in barbed wire.

 

[DrDeath3191]

A bowl of nails... without any milk.

 

[TelHybrid]

Spoiler

RAWR!

 

[Dorschbert]

a 4 pound Schnitzel and a large ( 2L) beer

 

[VincentX3]

Cant get any Manlier

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGCCWInBfRM&feature=related

 

[hippykiller]

http://www.renplanet.com/IrishFoodPyramid.jpg

the manliest food fucking available.

 

[T5seconds]

Well Err... I?m pretty sure the manliest thing you can eat is a man...

Were not that edible though...

 

[oppp7]

A football. Also a lion. Both raw.

 

[cartzo]

a chicken vindaloo, whatever else.

 

[oppp7]

A chainsaw, while it's running. Powerthirst: Rocket Edition! 4 rocket launchers at once. One of those mech assault droids. A jet plane with crew. 3 SUVs. A whole swimming pool filled with nails and raw eggs. 50 gallons of motor oil...

 

[D0WNT0WN]

Whatever it is, it should:
1. Be meat-based.
2. Be barbecued.
3. Have bacon involved in some way.
4. Dominate the plate it's on.
5. Make your friends feel inadequate when they eat it.
6. Again, bacon.
7. Leave your hands messy. You will need napkins. Lots of napkins.
8. It should be able to feed a family in a third-world country.
9. And for the Rule of Three, bacon.

10.must have been shot viciously to be killed
11. must bleed just from wind hitting it

12. Halfway through eating you will find the bullet that killed the animal,
13. Eating it in one go will prove your manliness.

 

[Soxafloppin]

I guess by manly you mean unhealthy.

In that case, a nice slab of lard.