I thought this was going to be a fun game with maybe some introspection going on, but instead everyone's trying to be clever and mock everyone else in some underhanded way. Like a spawning pool for the internet at large :\
Actually responding to the question, though, I'd definitely be a 3: there's something iffy about a game that many people have played and liked. That must mean it's bad, because everyone but me is stupid. It's like some biased equation... "if X number of people have played Y game, times those who really liked it, etc. etc"... ultimately coming out to me deciding (without having played the game) that it is rubbish.
Mix in a bit of #1, as the immediate newness of the thing only provides more cause for a knee-jerk response. I've been compared to the old man sitting on a park bench complaining about the newness of new things and how it's not the same.