I don't consider myself a metal fan, as I favour the more stone-rock or ambient jazz soul punk side of things, but I do love the metal stereotype of Manowar lovin', leather wearin', beer-drinkin' rednecks going around screaming "METAAAAAAL!"
So I say to you:
LET US RISE UP AND SMITE THE PRETENDERS OF THE MUSIC LANDS! WE ALONE MUST DEFEND THE RIGHTEOUS FROM THE PATH OF SHITTY AUTOTUNE POP! BY THE SWORD IN MY HAND AND THE BEER IN MY GUT, WE SHALL FIGHT, AND MAY THE BLOOD OF YOUR CHILDREN RUN RED WITH THE UNDILUTED PISS OF MANY VIRGINS! DEATH TO ALL BUT METAL!
Ohhhhh, baby, right there...