The minor annoyances that keep us all from accepting the invitations to attend Hogwarts

[Manicotti]

The concept of needing a wand to do ANY magic pisses me off. It's so limiting.

They probably wouldn't let me in anyway, because I'd keep asking them why they weren't using Time-Turners more often.

 

[Hollock]

Another reason, nobody gives a shit about the house cups anymore. That place is turning into a windy "ever changing" corridored toilet.

 

[Penguinness]

The curriculum is pants and doesn't prepare you for the real world.

 

[Mr Pantomime]

Because Black Cloaks are SO last century.

 

[Hollock]

The curriculum is pants and doesn't prepare you for the real world.

I'm sure some of the botany lessons translate into the real (muggle I assume) world.

 

[Irony's Acolyte]

That place is damn dangerous. I've heard that over the last several years there have been several incidents that have endangered students' lives each semester. Hell some terrorist group have been targeting it recently. No way I'm getting killed off by some Neo-Nazis because I'm attending the same school as the Adolf Hitler wannabe's nemisis.

That and I'm American. So I'll stick with my domesitic choices.

 

[rofl jet]

Oh please, Hogwarts sucks. Everyone knows the best place to go is Pigfarts.

 

[maddawg IAJI]

I'd agree on the stair thing. It would make being on time a pain in the ass.

"Young man, why are you late?"

"Well Mr Fli-"

"15 points from Ravenclaw."

"Son of a *****."

You mean of course, Hufflepuff.

Naaah, Ravenclaw is the best one. Its where the smart ones who don't die go.

I'm not arguing that Ravenclaw is the best one. I'm arguing that Ravenclaw is not the place for you ~_^. Y'see Hufflepuff was intentionally made for the children who weren't brave, unambitious, and not-so-clever. But worry not, Hufflepuffians are quote un-quote "Hard working".

Its not my fault though! Its those stupid stairs! If they never existed then Harry never would have had to fight Voldemort for the Sorcerer's Stone and everything would have ended with book one!

 

[newguy77]

Because it's all the way in England. I go to the Salem Witches Institute in Massachusetts. So much closer than going over the ocean every year.

 

[Cid Silverwing]

I wouldn't go because all of Harry Potter is frankly insulting to magic.

 

[Hollock]

I'd agree on the stair thing. It would make being on time a pain in the ass.

"Young man, why are you late?"

"Well Mr Fli-"

"15 points from Ravenclaw."

"Son of a *****."

You mean of course, Hufflepuff.

Naaah, Ravenclaw is the best one. Its where the smart ones who don't die go.

I'm not arguing that Ravenclaw is the best one. I'm arguing that Ravenclaw is not the place for you ~_^. Y'see Hufflepuff was intentionally made for the children who weren't brave, unambitious, and not-so-clever. But worry not, Hufflepuffians are quote un-quote "Hard working".

Its not my fault though! Its those stupid stairs! If they never existed then Harry never would have had to fight Voldemort for the Sorcerer's Stone and everything would have ended with book one!

Whatever helps you sleep at night Huffy-boy (or would be huffy-boy if those fucking stairs weren't so annoying!) .

 

[angelbe2232]

The fact that it is incredibly hard to get to, not to mention the amount of money it would cost to buy all new books, wands and robes just to go to a school where I'm most likely to die or be seriously injured at any moment because some twat decides that it's an awesome idea to point a wand at me and spout gibberish.

That, and the fact that there's been rumors about that the Headmaster is homosexual, and my mother would never stand for that. Darn you, radical right wing family.

 

[Logic 0]

Because some horrible evil always manages to get in every year.

 

[maddawg IAJI]

I'd agree on the stair thing. It would make being on time a pain in the ass.

"Young man, why are you late?"

"Well Mr Fli-"

"15 points from Ravenclaw."

"Son of a *****."

You mean of course, Hufflepuff.

Naaah, Ravenclaw is the best one. Its where the smart ones who don't die go.

I'm not arguing that Ravenclaw is the best one. I'm arguing that Ravenclaw is not the place for you ~_^. Y'see Hufflepuff was intentionally made for the children who weren't brave, unambitious, and not-so-clever. But worry not, Hufflepuffians are quote un-quote "Hard working".

Its not my fault though! Its those stupid stairs! If they never existed then Harry never would have had to fight Voldemort for the Sorcerer's Stone and everything would have ended with book one!

Whatever helps you sleep at night Huffy-boy (or would be huffy-boy if those fucking stairs weren't so annoying!) .

Damn straight! As for calling me a Huffy-boy....Tarantallegra.

 

[SilverUchiha]

I'm not going because everyone there is British. ... Yeah. I said it. They're all like Bakura. Limey bastards. lol. jk.

 

[I Max95]

because im afraid of ghosts

 

[Gentleman_Reptile]

Because Hermione isnt single.

 

[Weaver]

Owl shit EVERYWHERE.