The Most Absurd Gaming Patent Application Ever
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Well im glad he patented it as i had herd that allot of people were intending to steal this idea and make there own game were if you can believe following Marxism leads to equality and freedom for all!
Although the Odysseus one on page 8 made me laugh so hard i want to play a game set in homers odyssey and this should be the man to make it
Although the Odysseus one on page 8 made me laugh so hard i want to play a game set in homers odyssey and this should be the man to make it
Okay, I just looked over the diagrams. Interesting, funny. I also scanned over all the text (so much text!) and found myself saying aloud: Jesus f*cking Christ. How much can you write? I don't even know what it was all about but this guy must have a lot of time to think.
He also seems to oppose immorality too much. It's just a game, man!
He also seems to oppose immorality too much. It's just a game, man!
Poor Dr. E, y'know, its sad. Here's a guy who has never questioned his own morality. He truly believes that shooting the evil communist vampires is justified, because everyone knows that communists have no souls and socialists are little more than mangy animals waiting to be put down by capitalist mercy-givers. Its never even occurred to him that morality is largely a matter of interpretation and that peaceful co-existence is more important than whose ideas are more prevalent.
Also, socialized medicine saved my mother of dying at 49 years of age from horrible lung damage caused by pneumonia and she has in turn continued to raise two very enterprising young sons. I consider each of the attacks in his game-layout, against collectivism, women and alternative morality as a separate attack against my mother and the good doctor can go FUCK HIMSELF for deciding that he and he alone should define morality based on a few obsolete texts.
Also, socialized medicine saved my mother of dying at 49 years of age from horrible lung damage caused by pneumonia and she has in turn continued to raise two very enterprising young sons. I consider each of the attacks in his game-layout, against collectivism, women and alternative morality as a separate attack against my mother and the good doctor can go FUCK HIMSELF for deciding that he and he alone should define morality based on a few obsolete texts.
Wow... Just wow...
Actually, (I just went to a random part here, no way in hell did I read this far in) go to page 57 and read [0593]. I'd love to see him finally having finished written this, and hand it in to the patent office, for them only to turn around directly to him and say "we need referencing documentation".
Actually, (I just went to a random part here, no way in hell did I read this far in) go to page 57 and read [0593]. I'd love to see him finally having finished written this, and hand it in to the patent office, for them only to turn around directly to him and say "we need referencing documentation".
Yeah, and turning others into Communist Vampires is easy! No longer do you have to go through the bother of draining your victims blood, now all you gotta do is quote Karl Marx! LOLMore Fun To Compute said:
I see now that I have been doing it all wrong! I have been hiring prostitutes and "Paying" them! I didn't realize that I had to kill them. This flowchart could have saved me so much money! LOL
My current favorite randomly selected quote from this mad-house diatribe ... "Cultural evolution based on ideas could be simulated, as well as revolutions and struggles for liberty and freedom, based on the classical Judeo-Christian heritage, against the fiatocracy's tyranny and oppression, based on paganism, feminism, communism, and GTA/GOW fanboyism."
Wow. Just ... wow.
And I just love how he tosses in references to killing hookers in GTA almost as often as he defines feminism as evil. I just hope I'm a long way away from him when he decides to "stop speaking and take action" against all these terrible evils he apparently sees in modern society.
Wow. Just ... wow.
And I just love how he tosses in references to killing hookers in GTA almost as often as he defines feminism as evil. I just hope I'm a long way away from him when he decides to "stop speaking and take action" against all these terrible evils he apparently sees in modern society.
For a person who says the word 'exalted' so much, he seems very closed minded about non-American right wing ideology. Also, since when did quoting something change the entire world instantaneously?
In addition: is this guy trying to patent the idea of video games with a plot?
Lastly: wtf?
In addition: is this guy trying to patent the idea of video games with a plot?
Lastly: wtf?