The most amazing thing to ever happen to you ever...in school

[mastiffchild]

I don't do "awe inspiring" but "amazing" I can get near! When I was fourteen I was doing a crap in our less than hygenic, leaky Victorian school bogs and as I stood up from my exertions to wipe I blacked out totally.

I'd had a headache all day and it turned out a migraine had caused me to pass out but I only found this out because of the specialist at the hospital later on. anyway, I must have lain in this pool of leaked water and piss(always there for the full five years I was at the bloody place)for TWO HOURS without one member of staff chekjcing the toilets when a first year boy found me and roused me. He looked terrified and I soon realised he was agahst at trhe state of me;not only was I sporting a huge lump on my bonce and covered in pee but also managed to have a gash in my head which had been bleeding copiously(it needed twelve stitches at A&E)all that time. the kid said that he thought I was dead to begin with.

Anyway, by this time i'd missed double Geography and school was finished but the office still rang my mum and apologised profusely for not having anyone either fnd or even look for me when I'd gone missing. I guess today people would have already been ringing their lawyers but back then it never crossed my, or my mum's, minds. So, off to hospital to get sorted out and get the above answers as to why it happened.

Next day before school we get the post and a letter comes from school , from Geography tutor saying to my parents that I'd gone truant for the last two periods the day before! They'd also given me a detention and asked my mum to come in to see the head of year. I must have been on the loo floor(possibly dead for all they knew)when they posted the bloody letter! Needless to say my parents were livid and looking back now I do find it incredible that nothing happened because of it .Noone lost their jobs for failing to look after a very basic thing like checking the loos(meant to at least every 15 mins apparently and I was there for over two hours)and to jump in assuming I'd been out of line just topped off a great 24 hours for me.An English education, eh?

 

[major28]

I did a essay on Heavy Rain....and got an A+

Do you think you could post it? I would love to read it if you have the time.

I second this notion. I would like to read it as well.

My teacher kept it to show future classes.

It was basically about the storytelling in other mediums. We had to rewrite a story from another medium (comic, manga, movie, video game, ect) into book form. I did heavy rains story and got an A+. One was because my teacher knew the game and second because she thought I was an amazing writer with no mistakes.

Make it happen so says Thor

and also on Thor's best day in school was in my freshman year, our entire grade had to wear white shirts for feild day, so me and some of my frineds ambushed everyone with water balloons. then we said to our principal it was for an experiment in science, and that we wanted to see the ratio of girls who did wear bras on hot days to girls who did not. 2 things came from that almost all my friends got suspended for the last week of school and we learned that ratio was pleasently high

 

[Girl With One Eye]

A teacher threw a chair at another pupil, and another teacher set her eyebrows on fire with a bunsen burner

 

[SturmDolch]

Being the only one along with my friend to not stand up when our hippy teacher for a philosophy-like course said, "Whoever thinks that we are morally obigated to help the underpriviledged, stand up!" Hell we weren't even the only ones to disagree, everyone is just a damn sheep. I usually am, too, so that's why this is amazing.

Meeting my first and current girlfriend. Before we started dating, our history teacher started a game of Diplomacy for our class. Countries were given to groups, and orders handed in once a week. It was a blast. My teacher was awesome and everyone talked about it all the time for weeks. Lots of backstabbing. I got my friend, who was also a friend of the girl's, to ask her for an alliance. We beat everyone, Great Britain and Germany together. Halfway through, everyone was making fun of us and saying I had a crush on her. Little did they know how true that was.

Yeah not much amazing. I wasn't a rebel in school and my friends were even less. At least not in big, amazing ways. More, don't-pay-attention-in-biology ways. My bio teacher had this bird. I can make a very realistic bird sound with my teeth, and I did it rapidly while my friends were surrounding it. The teacher comes running, saying, "WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO MY BIRD!?"

 

[Trivun]

In my old school's Sixth Form, we were all automatically made prefects (which didn't mean anything except we were allowed to punish other students for breaking school rules, usually by making them write the Latin school motto over and over again on a side of A4 paper - one side of 'lines' meant doing it once and two sides would be both sides of A4, which was the usual punishment).

Anyhow, this one kid (I still remember his name - Dan Benton...) managed to spend every moment pissing me off. He was in Year Seven (11 years old for those outside the UK) and loved to wind me up every time he saw me. So I gave him two sides of lines for harrassing me. He refused to do them, so I doubled them. Still refused, so I spoke to his Form Tutor who agreed with me that he should do the work. So he did them, then proceeded to find me to give them to me in the Sixth Form common room - a no-go area for anyone not in Sixth Form. Breaking more rules by being up there, he then proceeded to do the same thing to everyone there, i.e. harrass me and all of my friends. By the time we were finished he had to write about thirteen pages of A4 of lines and get them to us all by the next morning. It was a fun time for us... .

Also in the common room, a friend of mine (who was already slightly crazy and unpreictable anyway) tried climbing through the conservatory window. To put that in perspective, he's a 6' rugby player and the window is exceptionally tiny. He got stuck halfway through. Oh, and a bunch of people in the year below us during my final year at school decided to climb onto the library roof and throw hundreds of bouncy balls into the main quadrangle. During it's busiest time in the lunch hour. The staff never caught them either, everyone knew who it was but no-one would grass them up (I think one of them ended up Captain of School the following year, too...) .

 

[Karlaxx]

I acted in some plays our class wrote for Playwriting class. One of them had me as a belligerent trophy husband who was dragged to a dinner party for a family he didn't care a whit about.

I got to "sneak" an actual Grey Goose vodka bottle(Empty, rinsed out thoroughly, and filled with water from the drinking fountain)onto the stage under my shirt, but it was obvious. I then hid it behind a potted plant until dinner started; at that time, I grabbed it and started drinking. People in the audience lost their shit every other minute, because I would be making some smartass mockery of every line the other actors said.

Better still, I was seated at the kids' table- occupied by 'kids' late high school age. And the writer and director of the play, unscripted, bade me pass the vodka 'round the kids' table.

Crowning moment of awesome, that role.

 

[Purpleboomerang]

My old history teacher once brought an old revolver into class and started shooting blanks. Not really amazing, but amazingly random.

 

[feather240]

My old history teacher once brought an old revolver into class and started shooting blanks. Not really amazing, but amazingly random.

...and they didn't cause a panic or start a lock-down?

 

[DarkRyter]

Spoiler: Some very sexy things...

I wish.

 

[SideburnsPuppy]

I once did a slideshow presentation on the Hudson Bay Lowlands, and one of my slides featured a picture of an incredibly cute baby polar bear. I'm pretty sure this is it here:

http://www.acbaptist.org/na/polarbear.jpg

When the picture came up, the class burst into a unison "Awwwww." "Yes, yes, let's all look at the cute little baby polar bear." I waited until the timing was perfect, then said, "Unfortunately, it probably won't survive the winter." My teacher could not stop laughing.

 

[Burst6]

Once a kid got angry with my German teacher and just walked out of class. My German teacher got pissed and tackled him.

 

[feather240]

I once did a slideshow presentation on the Hudson Bay Lowlands, and one of my slides featured a picture of an incredibly cute baby polar bear. I'm pretty sure this is it here:

http://www.acbaptist.org/na/polarbear.jpg

When the picture came up, the class burst into a unison "Awwwww." "Yes, yes, let's all look at the cute little baby polar bear." I waited until the timing was perfect, then said, "Unfortunately, it probably won't survive the winter." My teacher could not stop laughing.

It's those stupid dancing penguins. They stole all the wild life support.

 

[TheYellowCellPhone]

Beat up an asshole who had been bulling me. I taught him a nice, unforgettable lesson of life. DON'T pick on someone who will willingly beat your ass to China, especially if this person is several inches taller, knows how to fight and is having a piss poor day.

Yea, at the time I had been almost six feet tall, while he was something like five and half feet tall, short, fat, and an all around dick.

 

[Baron_BJ]

People keep saying that the day they left was the best thing ever. I'd have agreed for a time, I went paranoid and dropped out to do advanced education from home, only to realize around 1/4 through the final year "Wait, it wasn't everyone, there were amazing people, just a few monsters". So I returned, beat the living hell out of the few tiny vermin who stole those years of my life from me (Things had changed, they were now universally hated for being the assholes that they were, I was practically cheered on by onlookers). After which I began to hang around with everyone, I was constantly invited to parties and I hooked up with a really nice girl.

That's been all this year.

So basically The 5 year Period of my life known as "High School" literally drove me crazy, caused me to become a social hermit and lose all faith in humanity, only for the final year to completely turn things around and make my life amazing, because humanity isn't bad, just a small portion of it that quite frankly need to be put down. I spoke in the past tense so as to exemplify the change.

 

[Hashime]

Civvies days, In a catholic school the girls like to go a little wild, especially at Halloween.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I managed to run up a wall and do a backflip.

I dunno why I decided to do it, it wasn't a bet, or a dare. I didn't even go "Hey guys, look at this"

Whoa, intense!

Organized schooling never agreed with me.

Same here. I'm no hippie but I can't shake the feeling that the "man" wants to turn me into someone I'm not.

OT: Probably last year when I participated in the talent show. I was the only one to bring a trumpet[footnote]An object very few people in our school have ever heard of, let alone seen[/footnote] and perform some real music.[footnote]Our school definitely lacks talent in the music department. Ever heard a drunk person try to sing karaoke? Worse than that.[/footnote]

Everyone thought I was going to choke. Then I totally blew them away with Goedicke's Concert Etude. Everyone thought I was a hero for a few days. Sure it was magnified by the fact we don't have a band program here but it was still a triumph for my ego.

 

[cardboard pirate]

I took law 12 one year at highschool
and the teacher absolutely hated me
mostly because I rarely did homework, show up for class and didnt go on any of the mandatory field trips
and I got the highest mark in the school on the final exam.
Best moment ever when marks were posted!

An old friend once threw a clock at a teacher
and another time he brought garlic powder on all the teachers desk and when asked about it took out a cross and wodden stake and then jumped out the window.
it was awesome

 

[cerebus23]

I could tell all kinda drug induced stories or i could think of a handful of sober moments.......

 

[Mr. McFuzzers]

People keep saying that the day they left was the best thing ever. I'd have agreed for a time, I went paranoid and dropped out to do advanced education from home, only to realize around 1/4 through the final year "Wait, it wasn't everyone, there were amazing people, just a few monsters". So I returned, beat the living hell out of the few tiny vermin who stole those years of my life from me (Things had changed, they were now universally hated for being the assholes that they were, I was practically cheered on by onlookers). After which I began to hang around with everyone, I was constantly invited to parties and I hooked up with a really nice girl.

That's been all this year.

So basically The 5 year Period of my life known as "High School" literally drove me crazy, caused me to become a social hermit and lose all faith in humanity, only for the final year to completely turn things around and make my life amazing, because humanity isn't bad, just a small portion of it that quite frankly need to be put down. I spoke in the past tense so as to exemplify the change.

I couldn't agree more! High school (as a whole) has been going very well all of the people I hang out with are probably the coolest people i've ever met. But there are groups of people who I swear are living there lives just to make other people lives horrible. These people are the trolls of life.