Surprised no one's said this, but the one that really twists my knickers are the al bhed translation thingies in FF10. It goes letter by damn letter. Are you kidding me? So then you get words with half the right letters and half the wrong letters and still no clue what these people are saying to you. Bad Squenix. Very very bad. Never found them all and came to hate the al bhed for speaking, not in their own language, but in gobstopping CODE. Screw you people with your spiral pupils. Your Blitzball team sucks anyway.
While I'm ragging on Square, how bout the damn puppies in Kingdom Hearts. I'd find this big awesome treasure chest and be like "ooh, sweet, something cool for my gummi ship or an awesome accessory." No, it's puppies. Of course, the parents will give you gifts if you go to their house in Twilight Town, but I'd forget half the time. The reward for getting them all was getting to see that little teaser vid with blindfolded Riku and what turns out to be Roxas... but I'd already watched that on the internet, Kingdom Hearts, and since the PS2 had no social network what's the point of getting 100% completion if I can't brag about it?
I just realized that last sentence was long and rambling. And thanks for that, captcha. "Grilled Cheese", really? I'm hungry enough as it is without you making me think of food.