frago roc said:
I lol at people who don't appriciate the brilliance that was the Half-life series. For some reason good pacing and narative are lost on these ppl who much rather the terrible blandness and convoluted story that is any war game like CoD.
Oh well, to each his own. I'm sure the protagonists in the new cod will die a record 9 times.
And here... ladies and gentlemen... we have a fine specimen of the species
Halflifeius Fanius... a subgenus of the
Elitiust PCgamerus. These...
fascinating creatures are found all over the Internet... but are most common in the Escapist Forums, an area which contains many subgenuses... of the
Elitiust PCgamerus genus. It is... a remarkably sociable creature, and you will typically find them in groups... often, conversing with others of its parent genus, including
TF2ius Fanaticus and
Portalius Fanboyus. These creatures are omnivorous, but their favoured prey seems to be individuals from the
ModernFPS Gamerius, such as the
Haloius Fanius and
CoDus Playerius. /Attenborough
(Please excuse the horrifically terribly awful science.)
Anyway, OT: Half-Life 2 was a bit disappointing to me. It certainly wasn't bad - indeed, I look forward to the day the quality of gaming has advanced to the sheer level of complete awesome where we can look upon Half-Life 2 and declare it "bad", rather than "high end of average" as it is now. But neither was it the righteous, holy and divine game of God its fans hype it up as.
If there's one thing I really disliked about it (aside from the absolutely
horrific airboat section) it's... the fans. God, I hate the most vocal portions of the fanbase of Half-Life
so much.