FPS-RPG With RTS elements and plenty of QTE's, set in a post apocalyptic former soviet republic where everybody speaks with either an American accent, a badly faked Russian accent and the very very British badguy. All signs are in English and have very poor jokes built into them. Obligatory vehicle sections handle badly, with the steering set up firmly for consoles only, oh and if it rolls over you either have to use a QTE or a motion sensing flailing action to recover it. Main character is an armor plated space marine with stubble and a bald head, complimented by an inexplicably fake scar covering at least 2/3 of his face on one side. Support character is a busty and skimpily dressed woman who appears to be legal only in Victorian England, she claims to be a tuff fighter but gets captured by everything and its dog and needs you to go rescue her (after going to a nearby druggies house to get a special brand of sledgehammer to get into the room she is held in.) Firearms are your weapon of choice, though the portal/gravity/lightning/skeleton-removing-thingy-that-you-only-use-in-one-level is HEAVILY promoted. Plot resolves around you being the "only one" who can save the world from... ..aliens, yes Aliens - Communist Aliens who eat babies because there just that evil. Occasionally you will have allied NPC's fighting with you who are coded to run in front of you and moan when you shoot them. Enemies run towards you at top speed and some of them explode when they get close enough to deal incurable special damage upon you for the rest of the level. Endgame occurs at the top of a scifi tower built out of greyish blue metal, where you shout your enemy to death between using QTE's to save the Orphans from falling off (Oh did we forget to mention the Orphans, yeh you have those on each level - save enough and you get a cake at the end of the level!)
And some how it turns out your reliving the memories of one of your ancestors.
