The most hilariously easy solutions to beating a boss battle

[MasterMongoose0]

Every. Single. Ocarina of Time boss.

I recently played it for the first time, and I know that back then people were younger and it was more difficult, but by today's standards the bosses are laughably easy. I never took more than six hearts of damage against ANY of them (except Phantom Ganon). This includes Morpha, Volvagia, Twinrova, Ganondorf himself, etc. I loved the game, but the bosses are a joke nowadays.

Crying Wolf in MGS4 was pathetic. I just hid under a tank with my sniper rifle and shot at her. She NEVER managed to attack me...

 

[GBlair88]

Gears of War 2: Point crosshair at large target then press and hold the fire button what, three or four times?

Fallout 3 Colonel Autumn: Press 'V', click on head twice, press 'E'. Done. Rinse repeat for his bodyguards if Lyons and your companion haven't killed them already. The hardest part was killing him without his body going over the railings.

EDIT: Not so much related to easy boss fights but just something I found quite funny. Watching a Raider charge at Fawkes (who was armed with a Gatling Laser) armed with nothing but a pool cue.

 

[Argtee]

Fable 2.

You didn't even have to do anything.
If you waited long enough someone killed the boss for you.

 

[Cosplay Horatio]

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mgs 3 the final boss you turn off the game for a week come back and the boss dies of old age lol

The Boss doesn't die of old age, The End does.

I took the time to search for him with the microphone and when I found him wherever he was sleeping I just pulled out the Draganov or whatever heavy machine gun depending on how far away he is and just blasted him till he was dead. I assume people use the "wait a week" method because they don't wanna see how The End can sneak up on you and put you in that prison block or they don't want to keep sniping at him only to see him regain his health while you have to make sure you use the knife to pull out the darts that drain Snake's health. I got so mad when he did that I decided to eat his parrot instead of just letting it go.

Spoiler: Bully Scholarship Edition

For every other type of boss or "Clique Leader" you just use firecrackers, the bottle rocket gun, or the potato gun. Depending on the enemy bosses health sometimes it requires all three. If you collected or cheated to get the rubber band ball then all you do is throw them at the enemies. It usually takes two to three hits for the more tougher members of the clique so 4 to 6 would probably do it. I haven't fully confirmed it yet as I've been using every other weapon to take down the enemies including just punching them till their down. The final boss Gary is just an annoying try to avoid hurled bricks then quick time event power struggle when I've wanted to beat the shit outta him since the moment he betrays the main character Jimmy.

 

[sid02]

That would be the shootout with the second boss in killer7. Seriesly, i used Con and hit her 176 times while she only hit me 26 times. She lost big time.

 

[blobby218]

a boss on final fantasy crystal chronicals, all you had to do was cast a blizard spell, he froze, go up with your teammates use a few speciattacks and he dies

(this was in the hardest mode)

 

[run_forrest_run]

It's upsetting to see my best thread come to an end. Maybe one day I'll top it.

 

[deth2munkies]

Other than those "insta win" bosses, there's a little trick to Exor:


The EYE is protecting Exor.

 

[KwaggaDan]

The Oragami Killer in Heavy Rain.

It was just a bunch of QTE's

 

[Bek359]

MGS1

putting the controller in the second port

Well, at least in the Twin Snakes version, which is the only one I've played, that trick just makes it POSSIBLE for you to hit him. He still has a bunch of tricks up his sleeve, like immobilizing you if you spend too much time in first-person, throwing objects around the roon with telekinesis, and slinging energy bolts. So that doesn't really count in my opinion, because the fight still has a rasonable amount of difficulty.

 

[The Eggplant]

Fallout 1/Fallout 3. You can talk them out of fighting you.

 

[Vault Citizen]

FFX - Yu Yevon.

I used Zombie attack on him, in the entire fight the only thing he did was cast Curaga on himself.