The most hilariously easy solutions to beating a boss battle

[MBergman]

C&C Renegade
I somehow doubt anyone except me have played this game, its really bad.

However;
The final boss have a bad habit of getting itself stuck below a staircase. From there it cant attack.

Id like to add that this boss is not especially thought, its more speed and stealth.
Well, touché...

Ah, yeah. That was a long time ago! You actually finished it though? Kudos man, I couldn't stand it after a couple of levels. The most retarded part of that game must have been when you're in a church I think and you're about to get nuked. To get away you run down the street and you're in the clear.....

 

[Furyaki12]

Damn, people already mentioned FFVII's GI Boss.

I'll just go for next best thing: Ghost Train in FFVI.

RPGs probably shouldn't have undead bosses that are vulnerable to Life spells/items...

 

[UnkeptBiscuit]

Oblivion/Fallout.

When your target's taken out by a Fatman/Alien Gun/Terrible Shotgun etc.

i don't recall either of those games having an enemy who qualifies to be called a "boss" =(

People refer To Colonel August as a boss in Fallout 3 although I personally don't call him a boss. All I did was zap him with the alien blaster and he was gone.

I let him go free. I don't know why I did, but I didn't even have to fight him. I was debating shooting him in the back as he left, but still...

OT: How about that boss from Earthworm Jim? All you have to do is eat him.

 

[hermes]

Yu Yevon Final Fantasy X

*Use Item Phoenix down on Yu Yevon x2*
*Yu Yevon un-dies?*

/thread

This.

Also, for all the difficult fights with his previous forms, Seymour Omnis (the last one) was extremely easy if you make a little preparation. All you have to do is get armors with Fire Absorb (which can be syntesized by killing fire flans) for your party members, use ice spells and make sure all the lights stay red at all times (not so difficult, they don't switch for several turns)

 

[linkblade91]

The End in MGS 3, just don't play for a week and he dies of old age. Ofcourse you don't get any kick ass camo but it was the most unintentionally easy boss fight ever, all I did was go on holiday.

The other thing you can do to kill him easily is just after you get your first sniper rifle, I believe. He's high up on a cliff to the left, being wheel-chaired around by a guard. Pop the guard, and then take him out. I'd say that's just a little faster than a week, and you can keep playing!

 

[linkblade91]

Damn, people already mentioned FFVII's GI Boss.
I'll just go for next best thing: Ghost Train in FFVI. RPGs probably shouldn't have undead bosses that are vulnerable to Life spells/items...

FFVI bosses (All but one or two).
Cast Vanish on boss. Then cast Doom. Done and done.

Vanish and Doom work on the bosses of FFVI? Apparently they didn't like that you could do that, so in later games they took Vanish away and/or made it impossible to kill anything with Doom.

 

[The DSM]

A few bosses on FF.

Cast life = dead zombies, so in a zombie invasion. Bring a priest with you.

 

[kmiik]

Painkiller, the second boss "Swamp Thing" not only the most boring boss ever, it was also pretty simple. Shoot the bubbles, shoot the bubbles, shoot the bubbles, when the tentacle things come out of the ground, move to the other side of the platform while shooting the bubbles, then shoot him and keep shooting him.
dead.

 

[Hoiguyyami]

i would say fallout 3 last "boss" but, well, he shouldnt even count, seriously, there are enemies on the first mission that are actually harder. literally 1 shot with any half decent weapon.

Very realistic boss though, most people would die from one bullet to the faec with a shotgun.

 

[Kajt]

The last boss of Borderlands was ridiculously easy for me. I just jumped over one of his tentacles, hid behind his huge ass and stabbed him repeatedly in the ass with my knife.

 

[Halceon]

Fallout 1, the last boss can be killed without even seeing him once. Nuke 'em! Ok, it's not ridiculously easy to do anyway, but it still takes quite a load off.

 

[AkJay]

Shoot him in the X
X = eyes, head, feet, etc.

 

[Dorian]

Spoiler: Assassin's Creed 2

Just pin the bastard up against a wall and punch the hell out of him, kick him while he's down, grab, repeat.

Waaaaaay too easy.

 

[Andaxay]

Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion.

Step one: Watch the cutscene.

Step two: Congratulations, you won.

Spoiler

I was so disappointed you couldn't actually fight Dagon. Prissy Martin got to do it instead. It would have been cool had the main character been able to transform into the dragon and fight, but I suppose that'd contradict the story.

 

[Jolly Madness]

Super mutant behemoth outside of the Galaxy News Radio, just keep running around the fountain or grab the fatman and blow him to pieces.

 

[Aurora219]

star wars jedi outcast just cut the stome pilars and watch as one lands on the boss

Oh I enjoyed that. He was invincible in normal combat but you could still batter the crap out of him, so I just sat there throwing him around the little obelisk chamber for ages, smacking him into stuff and throwing my saber at him. Etc.

Once he got one too many hits in, down comes the pillar on his face.

 

[Dumbfish1]

Ok, the OP took my first choice in Metroid Prime 3.

I wonder, does Mysterio in Spider-Man 2 count. He has like 4 health bars, and when you see it you're like, "Oh boy", but then one punch and you win.

I was not expecting it.

I Know, I was swinging around the shop for ages, waiting for some sort of lazer beam attack or something