The most hilariously easy solutions to beating a boss battle

[headshotcatcher]

C&C Renegade
I somehow doubt anyone except me have played this game, its really bad.

However;
The final boss have a bad habit of getting itself stuck below a staircase. From there it cant attack.

Id like to add that this boss is not especially thought, its more speed and stealth.
Well, touché...

It's not bad.. It's awesome!

 

[aaronx83]

trine beacuse with floating plataforms and infinite arrows what else do you want

 

[Indecizion]

Fable 1 jack of blades(not the dragon from the expansion) just have bow+slow time spell, keep time slowed none of his spells/attacks will actualy move fast enough to NOT be avoided and just shoot him from a distance till he dies, its also usefull to have the absorbing shield spell thinggy then you just dont take ANY damage lol.

 

[eyddi88]

MGS1

putting the controller in the second port

 

[Hlista]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=imlyVV0yYKo

idk if anyone else mentioned that. its a shitty climax for a shitty game

 

[funguy2121]

We've all been in one. A boss battle were the solution to the bosses defeat was so simple that it made you laugh. For me it was the Metroid Hatchers in Metroid Prime 3. Once you had X-ray vision and the Nova beam you could kill them simply by switching on the visor and firing one shot into there weak point. What was your easy boss solution and what game was the boss from.

Feel free to excoriate me if I've been ninja'd on either of these.

At the end of Megaman 2, when you get to the showdown with all of the previous bosses. One or two hits from Metal Man's own weapon takes him out. A very anticlimactic finish to one of the toughest bosses in the game.

And this, from No More Heroes. This is a little beyond the halfway point in the game, which has thus far satirized and skewered anime, transformers, professional wrestling, 8-bit games, Eastern and Western culture in general. And now it's time for the game to have fun at the player's expense. It was unbelievable. The fun begins at 1:17.

 

[Tiny116]

Once when I was battling Cerberus in FF8 I used phoenix pinion and every time I died (This only happened the first time I played him) the phoenix came back revived me and my team mates and damaged Cerberus until he died....I think it was a glitch because no-one else I know have managed to do it...It must have been a glitch.

 

[Breaker deGodot]

Condemned 2. 'Nuff said.

 

[Apackof12Ninjas]

Every final fantasy game I've played has at least one undead boss which insta-dies to a phoenix down.

Yes but how many of those final fantasy games have the FINAL BOSS be susceptible to a zombification spell and killed with the most basic item in the game (Phoenix down)

 

[captain wow]

The Fury from MGS3 was also piss easy. Crazy ex-cosmonaut with a jetpack and a flame thrower; do you fight him with rockets or sniper rifle or machine gun? Nay! You run straight up to him and slash his suit a couple times with your knife and he dies

 

[Emil-san]

Hmm, yes.

* Every single "boss" in assassins creed 1/2

* Dragon boss (Smaugan) in Ninja Gaiden black. Stand in the lava to reduce your health to somewhere around 5%. Start the fight. Do combos: XYXXXY, XYY. Fight over in 7 or so seconds ^^

 

[captain wow]

Batman Arkham Asylum : Sewer Boss, just keep making him bash into the wall

Thats pretty much every boss fight in AA

 

[saxist01]

Not that this game had any real "bosses", in that sense, but I found Oblivion a little to easy once I had unlocked the invisbility spell.

Sneak up behind target, get 6 times damage for sneak attack. Use invisibility spell. Sneak up behind target, get 6 times damage for sneak attack. Use invisibility spell.

Repeat until target is dead.

You must have never discovered the chameleon spell then. You could just sit there continually stabbing things. Especially if you enchanted crap with chameleon.

 

[Canadamus Prime]

Damn, people already mentioned FFVII's GI Boss.

I'll just go for next best thing: Ghost Train in FFVI.

RPGs probably shouldn't have undead bosses that are vulnerable to Life spells/items...

Since most of them have already been mentioned, I'm just going to summerize and say pretty much every undead boss in the Final Fantasy series. One Phoenix Down and boom, game over, user wins.

 

[tmujir955]

Prince of Persia(2d). When fighting your shadow, all you have to do to beat it is hug it. I wish I was joking.

You are?

You don't fucking hug it. And it is NOT even a boss because you don't even fucking even fight him.

Get your facts straight.

Um... sorry? I thought it was a boss, and I kept killing myself by trying to attack it. And you don't like the word "hug"? How about "embrace"? "Walk into"? There. Better?

 

[Nevyrmoore]

You Have To B-

Easily the flash game, "You have to burn the rope"

-uFFFFFFFFFF

Alone in the Dark (360). Crowley. Shoot his face off.

 

[ender214]

fable 2 last "boss"
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Edit: solutions
A: 1 shot him
B: do nothing and have your team mate 1 shot him after a few seconds

Somehow I don't see this as a thread ender.

It is an opinion thread where descriptions of varying experience were invited.

OP:

A flash game, actually.

You fought with a flying machine where you could align yourself to different attacks or elements.

The final boss was a dodgy bastard, but if you chose the attacks that filled an entire screen full of boss hating, lightning fast, heat seeking death, then he would be defeated without breaking a sweat.

Name of the game would be helpful, but I'm guessing Arrow of Time?

 

[Aeryn Seoung]

Oh please.
The easiest boss battle I've ever done was in Final Fantasy 9 at the bottom of the Iifa Tree.
It was an undead boss, so I phoenix Down'd it's ass.

 

[Nabirius]

King dogundo Throw a bomb in his mouth made worse by the fact that it tells you