The Most Horrific Pain of Your Life

[botobeno]

My worst pain would be the following:
As you problably know, men usually have two nuts. A lesser known fact is that for a small percentage of men they might decide at some point to get entangled, cutting off the blood flow to one or both. Usually while sleeping apparently. It's a pain that builds up, it gets worse and worse and it's not in the nuts, it's felt in the lower belly for some reason.

In contrast, one time i almost drowned and that was fairly painless. Sinking under the water, vaguely seeing ppl jump in to come help. (It was in a indoor pool during a school thing) I dont remember any pain there. No real panic either. Just "omg i'm not going to make it" *paddle*paddle*sink*sink*. It's weird, you're kinda supposed to panic when you're drowning.

 

[Captain Pirate]

Two years ago, in September, I suffered an ear infection.
It wasn't just any old one though; I went to sleep one night with a mild scratching sensation in my ear.
It was uncomfortable, but tolerable, and I slept on for about three hours, before waking up crying and screaming with what felt like a drill in my left ear.
It was silent, but every second or two it felt like someone was stabbing my ear again.
This continued the rest of the day. I got used to it about halfway through that, and even with painkillers it stilled hurt like hell.
It went on for a week, gradually (Very gradually) slowing and finally stopping.

I returned to school, telling everyone I had a really, really painful ear infection and everyone just said stuff like 'Pussy, it's just an ear infection'.
I was like, "YOU WEREN'T FUCKING THERE!".

It's also odd, because I always have ear infections in my left ear. Never really my right, but I've had a growth-like infection that had to be removed in my left, various mildly painful infections, and the knife-stabbing-like one.
Worst my right ear's had is a small itch.

 

[The Funslinger]

Sounds like a dental abscess, it's one of the most painful afflictions of the mouth there is (second to dry socket). Even if not, any jaw pain and your first stop should be a dentist - whether tooth related or not, dentists know the mouth/jaw better than doctors and even if the pain was something like TMJ or trigeminal neuralgia, they can help.

This was a while ago, I've dealt with it now. Thanks for your concern

 

[The Funslinger]

In a particularly bad time in my life being diagnosed with clinical depression, to this day it still surprises me how painful that period was.

Apart from that I've had some hangovers that beggar'd belief.

Interestingly enough, both me and my dad seem to be immune to hangovers. People hate us for it.

 

[Molotch]

Canal Boats have trouble reversing. It was one of our family's infamous canal boat holidays and it was the first day, 2 hours, in (we started late) And we were just mooring up. Back then i was about 9 or 10, and i didnt actually know how to tie knots. Anyway, my Mother shouted to me and over the roar of the engine, i thought she had said to moor up here. So i grabbed the rope and tied it around a bollard (an immovable concrete pillar) and just wrapped it around a couple times. I stepped forward and put my ankle between the tightening rope and the bollard and my Mother shouted to me as the boat continued. Then a pain in my ankle and i looked down to see the rope tighten and pull my leg against the pillar. It tightened worse and worse until i screamed as the skin split. My mother couldnt turn the boat and my dad tried to save me. It got excruciatingly painful and i blacked out.

My leg nearly had to be amputated but it didnt thankfully, as my mother was a nurse. Although i did get to do no work and get piggybacks all through the holiday ^^

For pain that is neccesary... i'd have to say when i had my varruca removed with that extremely could stuff, they ram a metal nub into your varruca and it uses this extremely cold gas to remove it... ouch.

Oh and I walked straight into the corner of my garage door.

 

[conflictofinterests]

I remember a migraine, which was the only time pain has actually made me nauseous, and when I broke a finger. Oh, can't forget charlie horses that wake you up screaming in the middle of the night. Love those.

 

[VicunaBlue]

The time I got a Charlie Horse a few weeks ago. Imagine your leg siezing up for five minutes, and it seizes up so bad you can't move your leg for the entire time.

Eat bananas. It helps. I got disqualified from a race because I got one during it and screamed to much profanity after I finished.

 

[warrcry13]

I had sun poisoning once. Worse three days, and nights of my life. No sleep constant itching and burning, and nothing would make it feel better.

 

[conflictofinterests]

I was stretching because I was tired and I was in my bathroom for some reason. I don't really remember. What I do remember was I was holding my leg up behind my back when all of a sudden it slipped out of my hand, spanging down and my foot slammed against my toilet.

Vertical stubbed toe. Fuck that shit.

Sounds like turf toe that soccer players get all the times from kicking the ground instead of the ball.

 

[Safaia]

I had an allergic reaction to a medication and had my jaw lock up. It was grinding and moving painfully to the side like it was trying to dislocate itself.

The first few hours after my gallbladder surgery were pretty bad too. And the whip lash from my car accident. Though the lock jaw was the worst.

 

[TimeLord]

The cartilage under my knee cap got infected and swelled up. Thus expanding in the centre of my knee.
It eventually burst through the underside of my kneecap and I had to have surgery to fix it.

I never ever want that to happen again. Worst 6 weeks of my life.

 

[dakorok]

I got an ear infection in my right ear once. It felt like someone was driving a knife directly into my ear. Not fun at all.

 

[CronosYamato]

Easy answer. When my lungs Collapsed while i was working. It felt as if my heart was being stabbed by one of my ribs, and also that someone had stuck a hose in my lungs and was constantly sucking the air out of them.

 

[Temple of Dregs]

I was once stabbed in the arm which later got infected because an insect of some kind crawled into the cast while I was sleeping during P.E. in high school. it dug around in the wound and died there. Hurt like hell.

Giving birth.


I win.
/thread

Danny DeVito paid me money to be part of his research project in which he impregnated we (with science!). Long story short I ended up giving birth to a weird little creature that ended up having sex with my then girlfriend in a barn out in the woods where we hid the creature from the scientists. It was incredibly painful and was entirely made up.


Though yeah birth wins for those ladies crazy enough to do something like a Natural Water Birth and what not. My chief at my last command gave birth to a set of twins that way.

 

[LightspeedJack]

Having 3 teeth pulled out.

 

[Dirkie]

I cought a falling curtain rod with my right eye, and i couldn't react fast enough to close it before it hit me.
I had a huge black eye from my nose up to my ear and nausea for about a week.
Compared to that, the broken toe, broken fingers and a nail trough my foot were almost fun.

 

[FamoFunk]

I was once stabbed in the arm which later got infected because an insect of some kind crawled into the cast while I was sleeping during P.E. in high school. it dug around in the wound and died there. Hurt like hell.

Giving birth.


I win.
/thread

Danny DeVito paid me money to be part of his research project in which he impregnated we (with science!). Long story short I ended up giving birth to a weird little creature that ended up having sex with my then girlfriend in a barn out in the woods where we hid the creature from the scientists. It was incredibly painful and was entirely made up.


Though yeah birth wins for those ladies crazy enough to do something like a Natural Water Birth and what not. My chief at my last command gave birth to a set of twins that way.

Funny you should say that.

I had a water birth, with no pain releif. My Daughter was tiny, but my good god that did not help the matter at all.

Owch.

 

[enriquetnt]

i had a 5 parts compound fracture of my right arm back when i was 5 years old, (it was so bad that mi arm was hanging from the middle betwen the elbow and the wrist, like i had a second elbow, the doctors could not understand how in hell i didnt faint from the pain, sure enough when they PULLED my arm to get the bones straight it felt like my arm was tossed in a wood chipper, and no, i didnt faint there either (really close tough, the lights went out for a second there) after that nothing in mi life have seem "painful" to me, i guess its true that we "mark" the highest amount of pain ever and use that as a reference for other pains, since there ive have chronic migraines (not related but headsplitting headaches that last 3 days arent nice), and also a lower back ciatic nerve damage (ive heard that hurts more than child birth and ill believe it, that thing didnt even let me walk for 2 days and it hurted for over a month.

 

[Radeonx]

I got shot point-blank in the kneecap with a revolver when I was 17.
Was not fun at all.