The most horrific thing that has happened to your nobler parts

[ICantBelieveItGoesBoom]

One of those HUGE Chuppa Chubb lollipops that you occasionally find around airports or fairground grabby machines.

This guy that as on the same school trip as me decided to do a full on uppercut with one into my boys. I was on the floor of the the duty-free store for like 5 minutes in pure pain.

Not the best thing to ever happen to them.

 

[PoliceBox63]

While nothing too terrible has actually happened to mine, I knew someone who was playing rugby (similarish to american football) and his leg got dislocated. Some medic person popped it back in...without checking if a nut was in the socket...
The guy strained a vocal cord or something like that afterwards.

My face contorted in horror as I read that...

OT: Thankfully the worse thing I have gone through is the kick.

 

[Bender Rodriguez]

My circumcision at 14 was brutal, i love it now but during the procedure needles were stuck in and the sound the skin made as it was cut off.
Like someone putting a scissor to rubber.

Stressing my point,
circumcision =awesome
procedure = meh.

 

[xmbts]

Not much to me, though I've walked into things before.

But my sister on the other hand is allergic to latex, she found that out the worst way possible. That was fun trying to help her explain to my parents.

 

[elbrandino]

A buddy of mine likes to spike basketballs like volleyballs after they go through the hoop when we play and lets just say I was in the wrong place and the wrong time. I got up again 5 minutes later, and almost immediately got hit again by another friend.

 

[The Hero Killer]

Once I was stepping out the bathtub and I slipped causing my legs to do the splits then landed balls first onto the railing.

My roommate thought I fell and hurt my head or something but couldn't do anything because the door was locked. I was on the ground for about 10 minutes.

 

[Offworlder_v1legacy]

Once got a nasty rash on it, got punched one time because I wouldn't move out of someones way, and hit many times when my school went through it's sack whack stage.

 

[Kuroneko97]

Does my ass count? Because I've been Rhino Raped a few times by my older siblings.