The most idiotic question you have ever heard?

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WolfMage

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"How do you make that backwards 'b'?"
I fucking broke my nose, I facepalm'd so hard.
 

Abe_Z

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(Certain individual eating tuna for apparently the first time...)

"Is this chicken or fish?"

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firedfns13

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Anything I hear in my regular Ed Government classes (especially from the teacher) and English classes
 

wangdalfthegay

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"Is this chair comfortable?" - a blonde girl asked me this once about the chair she was sitting in at the time
 

laura3lizab3th

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"Can you breathe through your ears?"
Asked by my best friend in the middle of my Photography class 2 years ago.
 

EeveeElectro

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Most of the stupid questions come from my mouth, so I have no room to talk.
But some girls asked my help with photoshop the other day because they didn't know how to open a file. You know, by clicking file and open. Just like on Word or something.
Quite a few people in my year can't spell which I find disturbing.
 

Rafe

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'Was World War II the one with all the Jews?'

Girl from my GCSE History class a while ago.
 

J0eCool

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"Are the bathrooms open?"

I guess I need to contextualize that a bit.
I'm working for the company my parents work at this summer for a part-time thing, because the business next door was going out of business and they bought the fixtures in the store and someone needed to go tear it down. The store's still open, but they're moving product near the entrance to give us room to break things down.
Because of all this, the bathroom in the store, way in the back, by where we're working most of the time, is shut down. So people realize there's no public bathrooms, they put a sign on each door AT EYE LEVEL saying that the bathrooms are closed. In case that wasn't obvious enough, we also got a taller-than-I-am sign, spraypainted in giant red letters "BATHROOM CLOSED", and hung this sign on the AISLE we used to completely block BOTH bathroom doorways, after COMPLETELY OBSCURING BOTH DOORS with PANELS OF WALL.

And yet we still got asked that question at least twice daily.

GOD, people are fucking stupid.
 

bushwhacker2k

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Supreme Unleaded said:
DavidD said:
I showed my friend an image of a goomba, he asked:

"What is that? Some game character?"
are we all supposed to know what goomba is, I don't even know what it is. Give the kid a break, unless this is something from his favorite form of media, then make fun of him.
I can let what you said slide a little, but not knowing what a goomba is and being under 40 is pretty sad IMO.
 

GodofDisaster

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Is it raining?

Said to me by some blonde girl. When I was waiting at the bus stop during a rain shower.
 

Chaos Bringer

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"Do you use protection?" Some girl asked me that in the hall one day.

"Can you parents give me a lift to the amusement park this weekend?" In the middle of class.


One day we were trying to get information out of my math teacher because he likes to keep secrets. So we were asking stuff about his girlfriend and some kid just asks:

"Does your girlfriend have any STD's?" The room went silent.
 

captainordo

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A girl at my friends school asked if America won the civil war
Their are many more quotes from her but thinking about them makes me scared for humanity.
 

Baby Eater

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Joey245 said:
"Does having Aspergers mean your butt is made of Big Macs?"

I just looked at that guy with disappointment in my eyes. Then again, this guy is taking pre-algebra in his senior year, so obviously he's not the brightest bulb on the LAMP...
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OT my friend asked "do we breathe oxygen or just air?"
 

Joey245

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eatmorebabiesmmg00d said:
Joey245 said:
"Does having Aspergers mean your butt is made of Big Macs?"

I just looked at that guy with disappointment in my eyes. Then again, this guy is taking pre-algebra in his senior year, so obviously he's not the brightest bulb on the TREE...
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OT my friend asked "do we breathe oxygen or just air?"
I meant on the CHRISTMAS tree. I just said Tree because I assumed everyone already knew.

Yeesh...
 

HentMas

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"I LOST MY KEYS"

"where did you put them???"

damn, that was a dumb thing to ask
 

Supreme Unleaded

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bushwhacker2k said:
Supreme Unleaded said:
DavidD said:
I showed my friend an image of a goomba, he asked:

"What is that? Some game character?"
are we all supposed to know what goomba is, I don't even know what it is. Give the kid a break, unless this is something from his favorite form of media, then make fun of him.
I can let what you said slide a little, but not knowing what a goomba is and being under 40 is pretty sad IMO.
Well im sorry that im not a nintenbot and I acually really dislike the mario series. By the way i looked at the picture the guy gave me, thats how i know its from mario. And its not pretty sad to not ever hear of a name goomba.