The most idiotic question you have ever heard?

[Alavar91]

How old is your twin? (Bearing in mind the person already knew my age)

What a Plank ^_^

 

[esperandote]

A girl in my old religion class asked "You know the way you can get pregnant from a toilet seat?"

I couldn't speak for her stupidity.

didn't you answer "yes, if a guy with is pants down is sitting between you and the toilet seat"?

that was actually in house m.d. maybe she got it from there

 

[siffty]

hey (name here) whats you name?

little kid that used to live across the rode from me

 

[The3rdEye]

A couple on Whose Line, where the doling out of lols negates the stupidity:

"I didn't know Kid Rock was an actual guy, I thought it was a band"
"Welcome to the country of Africa.""Africa is a continent, SOUTH Africa is a country"

 

[MrSnugglesworth]

A friend of mine and I were talking about random topics, and my friend was wearing a slipknot shirt, with it displaying "SlipKnot" on the front and this freshman comes up and asks "Do you like SlipKnot?"


We now call him "FRN2DIE" (Pronunciation - Fern2die)



Fucking Retard Needs To Die



Mean? We don't care. He's a Freshman.

 

[Shaoken]

I work in a movie theatre, so I get asked a lot of stupid questions. But what takes the cake is this. We put up queue signs with the movie name and what time it starts on it, and we constantly have people who walk up, read the sign and then ask "Is this the line for ."

Then again when one of our automatic doors was broken and we put up large signs on both sides saying that it was broken, we still had plenty of people who walked straight up to the doors before realising that they didn't work.

 

[Anarchy In Detroit]

One time someone in a class of mine asked the teacher, "How did you check this? Are the answers what we put on the scantron?"

AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH KILL YOURSELF.

 

[quiet_samurai]

I had a GF that was kind of an airhead, when we were on the beach in Hawaii she was talking about how nice the water was, and then said, "It's so nice here, I wonder what the elevation is." Heh, she was so cute.

I also once asked her if she knew what happend to tumbleweeds when they died, she never could answer that.

 

[TheGreatCoolEnergy]

Today in civics a girl asked if the Prime Minister was backrupt, could he accept charity.

 

[Crystal Cuckoo]

"Do the Socceroos play rugby?"

 

[ix_tab]

There was a girl in my year 8 class who believed there was a tunnel connecting Tasmania to the mainland of Australia.

That's pretty magical, considering it's separated by the Bass Strait.

 

[Pegghead]

6th grade, and a child who I assumed watched too much X-men. Here's something along the lines of what transpired.

Kid: Miss, are there mutants in the world

Teacher: Certain people suffer from genetic disorders, such as extra or missing limbs, though they can be considered mutations I wouldn't refer to the people as mutants.

Kid: No, I mean like, people who can shoot ice out of their hands and stuff

Spoiler: Teacher and class:

Note: I am not some kind of Haruhi Suzimaya fanboy, I just found this when I punched in facepalm and preferred it over the thousand and one Bicard images which came up.

 

[Spatzist]

"How do you spell VCR?"

"What the hell's a Mongolia?"

And many other treats. I'm happy to say that my friend who was asked the Mongolia question responded by hissing and spitting with inarticulate rage at him for a good half hour afterward. The VCR question... I really just don't know.

 

[Hexenwolf]

oooh Soup du Jour... what kind of soup is that?

To be fair, if someone doesn't speak any french, there'd be no reason for them to know that that means soup of the day.

As for stupid questions I've heard, I can't think of any. It's not that I've never heard any, I have very distinct memories of thinking "god, what a stupid question..." but my brain automatically deletes the memory of the actual question.

 

[Kaboose the Moose]

If there were two crows, one flying north and one flying south, what time would it be in Toledo if 7 astronauts landed on Neptune and a goldfish was stuck in a mini van on top of a tree in a middle of a 4-lane highway?

 

[Kaboose the Moose]

Edit: Oh also someone once asked me if the windows on a plane could be opened. I'm pretty sure she was joking..but still....

 

[SpaceGhostPoncherello]

"Can vegetarians eat beef?"
Unless cows are vegetables..

 

[SilkySkyKitten]

Back in 9th grade, I remember in my science class a girl literally asked aloud: "South America is a continent?"

The teacher and several students (including myself) proceeded to dig our faces into our palms in disgust soon afterward.