The most idiotic question you have ever heard?

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sunami88

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Bullet Tooth Tony: Boris the Blade? As in Boris the Bullet-Dodger?
Avi: Why do they call him the Bullet-Dodger?
Bullet Tooth Tony: 'Cause he dodges bullets, Avi.

One of my favourite quotes from one of my favourite movies [http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0208092/quotes]

Sure, it didn't really happen, but you didn't say it had to :p. And it's pretty damn idiotic.
 

DanielPowell33

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At the car wash where I work, the change machine clearly says, $1 and $5 only. After several failed attempts at putting a $10 bill in the machine, this lady finds me and ask if it takes $10s.

I wanted so bad to say, "I don't know, let me check."
But i didn't......
 

Vondrakenhof

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A girl in my old religion class asked "You know the way you can get pregnant from a toilet seat?"

I couldn't speak for her stupidity.
 

jestertheork

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okay kiddies, a friend told me this one, he was walking into a blockbuster and he noticed some girl. tour standard blonde with obviously no sign of intelligence. she noticed a sign saying "preoder the dark knight now" so she went up to the person who worked there and asked, "how can you sell a preorder to a movie that isn't even out yet?"
 

DavidD

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I showed my friend an image of a goomba, he asked:

"What is that? Some game character?"
 

EMFCRACKSHOT

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Some girl in college once asked if ww2 was a true story. No joke, she was deadly serious. God she was stupid. She also asked if America was a country. God i hated her. And now she is in hospital likely to die from a coke overdose. It appears there is justice in the world
 

Supreme Unleaded

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DavidD said:
I showed my friend an image of a goomba, he asked:

"What is that? Some game character?"
are we all supposed to know what goomba is, I don't even know what it is. Give the kid a break, unless this is something from his favorite form of media, then make fun of him.
 

WeedWorm

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"What are you reading for?" and "Do dragons really exist?"
Both questions asked by the same (dumb as a box of rocks) person.
 

lostclause

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Supreme Unleaded said:
DavidD said:
I showed my friend an image of a goomba, he asked:

"What is that? Some game character?"
are we all supposed to know what goomba is, I don't even know what it is. Give the kid a break, unless this is something from his favorite form of media, then make fun of him.

Fair enough if you don't know what it's called but it is one of the more iconic foes. Still, not everyone's a gamer so I probably would side with you one this one.

OT: I'd go with my sister's comment: 'It would be hard to be ananeroxic sheep with all this grass around.' To be fair, she was about 12.
 

Supreme Unleaded

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lostclause said:
Supreme Unleaded said:
DavidD said:
I showed my friend an image of a goomba, he asked:

"What is that? Some game character?"
are we all supposed to know what goomba is, I don't even know what it is. Give the kid a break, unless this is something from his favorite form of media, then make fun of him.

Fair enough if you don't know what it's called but it is one of the more iconic foes. Still, not everyone's a gamer so I probably would side with you one this one.

OT: I'd go with my sister's comment: 'It would be hard to be ananeroxic sheep with all this grass around.' To be fair, she was about 12.
Ah Mario, i hope thats right.
 

Joey245

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"Does having Aspergers mean your butt is made of Big Macs?"

I just looked at that guy with disappointment in my eyes. Then again, this guy is taking pre-algebra in his senior year, so obviously he's not the brightest bulb on the tree...
 

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In Biology in high school, a girl, after a few weeks of studying FOSSILS of DINOSAURS, raised her hand and asked if dinosaurs were real.
 

Snotnarok

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sunami88 said:
Bullet Tooth Tony: Boris the Blade? As in Boris the Bullet-Dodger?
Avi: Why do they call him the Bullet-Dodger?
Bullet Tooth Tony: 'Cause he dodges bullets, Avi.

One of my favourite quotes from one of my favourite movies [http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0208092/quotes]

Sure, it didn't really happen, but you didn't say it had to :p. And it's pretty damn idiotic.
You sir get points for quoting an amazing movie!

The dumbest line I've ever heard was from my friend/neighbor.
While he was running over people down the sidewalk (in Saints Row) he turns to me and says

"Hey, do I have infinite homies?"

Maybe it was just the context or how he said it but it was making me laugh that's for sure.