This man speaks the truth. My own worst DF moment would be the immigrant death machine. Complete with starvation burrow, intruder atom smasher and a drowning chamber just for good measure. And then, when the goblins come, we'd play a little game of Feed The Albino Crocodile In The Cavern. Or Feed The Megabeast.GHudston said:*points at the Dwarf Fortress forums*
That.
Seriously, that game practically forces you to act like a sick bastard.
If I were to pick a highlight it'd be the time that I attacked a wolf, cut off both of it's front legs and watched it fall over and bleed to death.
Or the time that I got bored of a fortress and purposely flooded the lower levels, trapping 50 dwarves upstairs with no food until they all went insane and killed each other.
Or... well, you get the idea.
I dunno if all the NPCs you killed were Jewish he might give you a medal for your 'efforts'....you monster ;>)Twilight_guy said:Protoype: doing just about anything. but getting the achievement "speed bumps" in particular you need to run over X number of people in a single tank. How did I accomplish this? Find a tank driving down the street, steal it (by eating the driver) and then proceed to drive down the sidewalk where dozens of npcs spawn walking along towards me before being squished. A tank driving down the crowded streets of New York purposing running over everyone for a an achievement... even Hitler would be upset by that.
I'd feel like an asshole too but you know you could always be an even bigger and crueler bastard by doing all that and talking to Morrigan all about lovechronicfc said:I dunno if this is as bad as slaughtering people, but in Dragon Age Origins I led both Morrigan and Leliana on, had sex with Morrigan, broke up with Leliana, did her personal quest, have sex with her then break up with her again, before purposely lording my relationship by kissing Morrigan when only Leliana was in the party, I felt like a dick
you think thats bad I went with an NPC buddy of mine to my airport crib and we each took a stripper as a human shield walked them up to the heli pad let them go put all of our satchel charges on them, grabbed them again and threw the off the building and tried to play keep up using the charges X3.Judgement101 said:Probably Saints Row 2 when I took my EDF car/rocket launcher and decided to artillery strike the hell out of the homeless....That'll teach them for being non-self-sustaining.
whoah! You're totally right, I'm obviously not joking. I happen to like eating kittens and worshiping satan lol.t3h br0th3r said:Dude. If ur not joking, get helpaei_haruko said:dude, you're a sociopath, can you teach me, PLEASE * pretty face* The worst thigs I did was whenI was playing those shitty saw games and I let oswald get contorted, it felt nice, although seriously man, TEACH MEGralian said:I, uh... I don't know why, but i kidnap people on Red Dead Redemption. I find people riding out in the wilderness alone, or i find a stagecoach, i put on my bandana, i kill any companions the victim might have (and any witnesses), and then i rope up the last one left alive, hogtie them, and put them on my horse. I then ride out into the middle of nowhere, it could be a camp, it could be the top of a cliffside, i point the gun at their face, and pull the trigger. The benefit to a cliffside is that the corpse sometimes dramatically ragdolls off the side and falls down the crevice. Sometimes i ride up to a deep river and throw them in, causing them to drown, while i watch. Sometimes i put them in front of a train and wait until they are run over. (I got the Dastardly achievement purely by accident by doing this). Sometimes, if the train is in the station, i board it - and wait until we're in the middle of nowhere, like somewhere high up in the mountains. I then take out my gun and start shooting everyone, working my way up to the driver, and killing him if the train has stopped. I was sad to see you couldn't drive the train yourself to the next station, which meant a lot of tedious riding back to town. Ah, the town; there are the times where i lose all subtlety and don't bother looking for victims in the wilderness. Sometimes i simply ride into town, roping and dragging someone to the outskirts, letting him or her go while i kill the law enforcement, and laugh as they try to run back to civilisation, only to ride up and abduct them inches before freedom. Sometimes i have my eye on someone in particular. I've hogtied people in bars, killed everybody inside and any law enforcement outside, then make off with the victim on horseback. And then there are the times i drag people through town until death for the sole purpose of luring the law enforcement out, so i can murder them all and abduct one of them, making an example of him, such as laying him in the middle of the street and executing him with a headshot for all to see, or taking him to the middle of a desert, releasing him, only for him to be eaten by wolves, or simply slit his throat with the knife. In fact, the knife, revolver, and tomahawk are my favoured weapons of execution, probably in that order. Though the revolver has the benefit of sometimes making the body jerk a bit, letting it fall down cliffsides as i described earlier. The knife is more of a silent weapon when you don't want to be bothered with witnesses. The sort of thing you use to kill someone when you're at a campsite and they're by the tent.
I have no idea why i do these things. I just get... cravings. It's very satisfying. I've wasted many hours simply hunting and killing people in this fashion, but always making sure to wear my bandanna so i'm always 100% honourable. I'm sort of like the wild west version of Patrick Bateman.
I have no issues with your methods. After all, thats the ultimate freedom, insanity. Freedom isGralian said:Lol. I thought people would be kind of disgusted with my little acts of violence, but all evidence to the contrary i guess. Sometimes i mix it up; i may abduct one person, a man or a woman, and leave them by my little 'camp', and then find another nearby victim and bring him / her over to my horse and my other victim. Sometimes i execute the second victim in front of the first. Sometimes i let the first watch as i free the second, and as he is running madly away from me, i shoot him in the legs and watch him fall over, and desperately try to limp away, before i end it with a well-placed and silent throwing knife to his back. Sometimes i fire shots beside the victim to make them panic; it's fun watching their legs twitch and their body struggle when they get scared. Sometimes when i put them on the tracks and a train is incoming, i hold my gun at them, deciding whether they'll die by my bullet before being run over or whether i'll let the train take them. Or sometimes i'll throw a molotov cocktail on them while they're tied up, in the vein of Kick-Ass, when Big Daddy is being torched by the gangsters.aei_haruko said:dude, you're a sociopath, can you teach me, PLEASE * pretty face* The worst thigs I did was whenI was playing those shitty saw games and I let oswald get contorted, it felt nice, although seriously man, TEACH ME
...I guess what i'm saying is that variety is the spice of life. Be creative!
Fun fact: Red Dead actually lets me fulfill all of my sadistic little desires in ways i wished i could in the Grand Theft Auto series. I was absolutely shocked when they gave me a lasso in Red Dead. I couldn't believe they let me keep it after the mission, either, or that i could use it in so many wonderfully creative ways. GTA has always had the capacity to facilitate that kind of sadistic torturous violence, but unfortunately became relegated to nothing more than randomly stabbing someone in public down an alleyway or shooting someone with a rifle from further away than they could see you, which led to the law enforcement coming after you who have flawless tracking skills. That's always been a real bugbear of mine, and it made me very happy to see it was eliminated from Red Dead. You actually have the option to silence your witnesses, be it with a gun or with cash. No more insta-tracking flawless law enforcement agencies out to ruin your day. I do hope this trend continues with the next Rockstar game.
Oh come now, we all have our little deviances! Besides, fulfilling them on a game isn't hurting anyone. Think of it as... enhancing the enjoyment of the player by thinking outside of the box and causing a little mayhem.t3h br0th3r said:Dude. If ur not joking, get help
Blimey. What game was that?PatSilverFox said:Throwing a baby into a lake...
Also, i love this thread. Most interesting topic of player behaviour in a long time.
Geez, and here to think that I was actually kinda' bummed about not being able to play that game! Thanks for that!Mallefunction said:Just playing as Kratos in God of War XD Seriously, all the innocents slaughtered XD Yeah...when I actually have a choice in games, I pick the good. In this case, no choice whatsoever.