The most inappropriate thing you've ever heard... EVER!!!

[LarenzoAOG]

So today my friend, who like me is a senior, told me he fancies a girl in the 9th grade, jokingly I said "Don't go chasing jailbait," after that one of my fringe friends just said, out of the blue... well, its really fucked up so I'm gonna put it in a spoiler.

Spoiler

"There are people out there that rape kids"

I am deeply sorry for even having to write that, I was literally speechless when he said that, I was unaware someone could simply say something so inappropriate and be totally serious about it in the middle of a classroom.

So what's the most inappropriate, fucked up thing you've said or heard another person say, please provide context if it was a situatuion thing.

EDIT: So apparently its just me that thinks this was wrong, fair enough, but keep telling me your terrible, terrible, bits of wrongness.

 

[Kanatatsu]

"You can't possibly be lesbians, because you're not turning me on at all."

 

[pyrosaw]

Basically five hours of saying the N-word very loudly.

 

[Leg End]

Doesn't entirely count, although I think others may disagree.

Why the fuck have I not pre-ordered Duke Nukem Forever?

 

[Omikron009]

That's the most inappropriate thing you've ever heard? Seriously? I don't actually understand what's inappropriate about that statement. It's a fact.

OT: Probably the entirety of the movie "The Aristocrats."

 

[badgersprite]

My Dad told me a story about a man who had been called in to the hospital because his daughter had been rushed in one night for a drug overdose. My Dad was telling this guy that his daughter was comatose and likely to suffer permanent brain damage as a result of what she had taken. And then this guy's cell phone goes off, and his ring tone is of a woman orgasming. So, in the middle of this packed waiting room, it just goes dead quiet, and all anyone can hear is, "OH! OH! OH YES! UGH!"

My Dad couldn't believe it.

 

[dlsevern]

Sometimes things just spew out your mouth without you having the chance to think about it. I know that I've done it. I remember doing this to a good friend one time, I can't remember exactly what he had done, but I basically said, "so that's why you can't keep a girlfriend," it really hurt his feelings. I felt terrible, even though I did mean it, I wish I wouldn't have said it out loud. You have all done it too, it happens.

 

[shadowstriker86]

that one final fantasy 10 thing where the pilot is crying and the doofus with the spike fro tells him to enjoy it like its a fireworks show

 

[Verp]

There have been extremely few times that I've heard anything juicy...

There was this godawful kid in a youth club I was in work placement in who told one of the workers what a "fucking cow" she was. And the kid was seven years old.

There was this one time when I was an instructor at a school event and suddenly this one teen asks me "What are you, a fucking lesbian?" and before I can even answer, almost the whole class starts chanting "Lesbian! Lesbian! Lesbian!". I wasn't offended, but I did feel like facepalming and saying "Wow, kids, I know you're just fucking with me here, but you can't tell a lesbian by looking...". I hope none of the kids or the other instructors was actually a lesbian, they really wouldn't have needed to hear that.

 

[LarenzoAOG]

That's the most inappropriate thing you've ever heard? Seriously? I don't actually understand what's inappropriate about that statement. It's a fact.

OT: Probably the entirety of the movie "The Aristocrats."

It was just the blantentness of the comment that shocked me, giving the circumsatnces, a friend and I were just joking around and this guy just says something about child molestation.

Imagine you were just sitting around in your study, which I assume you have and I also assume its cozy and has a fireplace, and a guy walks in and says "people fuck kids" and walks out, I assume you would be pretty surprised.

 

[redisforever]

I was in class, and someone said something about milk, and this one guy, he turns to the girl next to him, and says "Do you like drinking thick, white stuff?" Everyone in the class heard, and then the guy just acted like he had no idea what he said was wrong.

 

[Soviet Heavy]

It would have to be Yahtzee's Schindler's List Easy Bake Oven. Ughh, that is gruesome to think about.

 

[Some_weirdGuy]

That's the most inappropriate thing you've ever heard? Seriously? I don't actually understand what's inappropriate about that statement. It's a fact.

OT: Probably the entirety of the movie "The Aristocrats."

It was just the blantentness of the comment that shocked me, giving the circumsatnces, a friend and I were just joking around and this guy just says something about child molestation.

Imagine you were just sitting around in your study, which I assume you have and I also assume its cozy and has a fireplace, and a guy walks in and says "people fuck kids" and walks out, I assume you would be pretty surprised.

I'm still failing to see any dumb-striking 'fucked up'-ness.
Yes, somewhat blunt, out of the blue, and an unpleasant truth, but you seem to be over-reacting with your speechless outrage.

I'd probably say i consider you swearing more inappropriate then someone saying that.

As for inappropriate: not something i've heard myself, infact i believe it was posted on here, but apparently some guy at this girls funeral walked up to the casket and said 'thank got that ugly ***** is dead'.

See, now thats a proper example of inappropriate.

(Maybe a better name for your thread and experience should be 'whats the bluntest thing you've ever heard?')

 

[Ed130 The Vanguard]

A young boy around 9 years old, saying "show us your tits" to a girl of similar age... and her mother.

Lets just say the school did allot of damage control after that one.

 

[e2density]

Uhhh

Well we (me and a friend in vent) were talking about the excessive amount of pedophiles out there, and he said, and I quote:

Spoiler

"Old enough to bleed, old enough to breed."

O.O

 

[Nouw]

OP are you 9? The title is kinda immature -_-

Anyway, probably some sexual jokes my teacher made during Science Class. Something about atoms/elements and attraction and comparing it to boys being attracted to girls because of their baps.

Wait I remember now, thanks OP xD! Your 'neediness' has triggered a memeory. The athletics are done boy/girl and so when the boys are at the long-jump, the girls are running.

My teacher said 'the boys heads go' *moves up and down.

 

[LarenzoAOG]

That's the most inappropriate thing you've ever heard? Seriously? I don't actually understand what's inappropriate about that statement. It's a fact.

OT: Probably the entirety of the movie "The Aristocrats."

It was just the blantentness of the comment that shocked me, giving the circumsatnces, a friend and I were just joking around and this guy just says something about child molestation.

Imagine you were just sitting around in your study, which I assume you have and I also assume its cozy and has a fireplace, and a guy walks in and says "people fuck kids" and walks out, I assume you would be pretty surprised.

I'm still failing to see any dumb-striking 'fucked up'-ness.
Yes, somewhat blunt, out of the blue, and an unpleasant truth, but you seem to be over-reacting with your speechless outrage.

I'd probably say i consider you swearing more inappropriate then someone saying that.

As for inappropriate: not something i've heard myself, infact i believe it was posted on here, but apparently some guy at this girls funeral walked up to the casket and said 'thank got that ugly ***** is dead'.

See, now thats a proper example of inappropriate.

(Maybe a better name for your thread and experience should be 'whats the bluntest thing you've ever heard?')

Perhaps, but I was shocked by it, and yours was very inappropriate, you're correct there.

 

[LarenzoAOG]

OP are you 9? The title is kinda immature -_-

Anyway, probably some sexual jokes my teacher made during Science Class.

No I'm a high schools senior, but I am pretty immature so that's par for the course, not so sure your post really added much to the thread though.

 

[LarenzoAOG]

Uhhh

Well we (me and a friend in vent) were talking about the excessive amount of pedophiles out there, and he said, and I quote:

Spoiler

"Old enough to bleed, old enough to breed."

O.O

Oh my, that is incredibly wrong.

 

[Nouw]

OP are you 9? The title is kinda immature -_-

Anyway, probably some sexual jokes my teacher made during Science Class.

No I'm a high schools senior, but I am pretty immature so that's par for the course, not so sure your post really added much to the thread though.

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Should I state more examples or be more specific? I really can't remember and that's the first thing that came to mind.