The most inappropriate thing you've ever heard... EVER!!!

[Kathinka]

i soooooooo win this one!
for the law class in school (it's an actually class here) we went to a court as a field trip to watch an actually session. on trial there was a guy who had raped and tried (but failed) to kill a ten year old girl. soooo, the girls parents are there and everything, and when they bring in the acused this one dude in my class, a really goofjob, stands up and yells through the court room:

"hey! was she really nice and tight?!"

...
yeah, pretty much. he got fined for it though^^

 

[Irony's Acolyte]

Bunch of stuff from Insanity Wolf. I'm not going to post any, go look it up for yourself, but there are some pretty disturbing things with those.

For instance we have one like this that someone else posted:

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"Old enough to bleed, old enough to breed."

And I've seen a similar one:

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If she's old enough to pee, then she's old enough for me.

Like I said disturbing stuff.

 

[itsnotyouitsme]

Uhhh

Well we (me and a friend in vent) were talking about the excessive amount of pedophiles out there, and he said, and I quote:

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"Old enough to bleed, old enough to breed."

O.O

... 0.0

...I was gonna put a quote I heard regarding gays and fat people, but uh, it's not nearly as disturbing as this...

Oh good golly, i've heard a ton of things like these but i fear if i posted all of them the feds would come after me.

 

[El Poncho]

I hear worse stuff than that daily...

For example guy at my school yesterday was calling people Black Cracka's and that he was gonna rape everbody out there( to the bed intruder tune). Although no one thought of it as inappropriate they just laughed and said stuff back.

 

[Death_Korps_Kommissar]

How many jews can you fit in a car?
Two in the front, three in the back and ten in the ash tray.

God dammit sickipedia....

 

[Vault boy Eddie]

A friend of mine was in a car accident where a guy died. The guy died cause he was in the trunk of an SUV because he had given up the remaining seat to my friend and he went through the windshield. Another "friend" of ours started writing on face book on the girl's page "Lisa! it's the ghost of the guy you got killed!" needless to say, no one speaks to him.

 

[darthotaku]

my stepfather claims to have played a game he called "broom the coon"
basically you grab a broom and ride through a black neighborhood in a pick up truck and hit anyone you see.
if you drop your broom they'd throw you off the truck and you had to get your broom back as they drove away.

and other things my stepdad says would qualify for this thread too

 

[Halceon]

The word "random". Seriously, it means non-deterministic, unpredictable by it's very nature, not derivable from any rule. However, it keeps being used in place of "arbitrary", which means chosen by an unspecified rule.

Oh, wait. Did you mean "(socially) unacceptable"? I don't think such a phrase can exist, that i would call it that.

 

[ICanBreakTheseCuffs]

Doesn't entirely count, although I think others may disagree.

Why the fuck have I not pre-ordered Duke Nukem Forever?

You still have another 30 years to do so...

you do know the game is coming out in late 2011?

I was at this summer camp when this 10 year old ran around calling every one a ******

yeah thats not very inaproprate I know

 

[TheTim]

I don't find many things inapropriate, im not an easily offended person.

 

[Ande66]

After my ex-gf, she's from the countryside, left while we were together my mother said to me about the partys my ex held at home: "You know how it is with those farmes. It's only moonshine and fucking behind the barn"... This was during dinner with the rest of my family...

 

[imnot]

Basically five hours of saying the N-word very loudly.

5 hours?
wha?

 

[Reaver3]

In highschool I went to an nearly all black school. I sorta hung around this one fat white kid and one day in my senior year, he said the N word in the middle of the lunch room... the WHOLE lunch room got quiet and looked at me and this kid... i IMMEDIATELY moved away from him that day and stayed away from him untill the rumors of the eventual ass kicking disappeared

 

[The Floating Nose]

Two months ago me and a bunch of my friends went to a strip club (the dirtiest one in my city where all of the strippers are in fact hookers) and a "Thing" happened in a private room between of of my friend and the stripper and he told all of his friends (including me). The most innapropriate thing that i heard was probably last night i was in a bar with a bunch of my friends and one in particular( let's just call him X) and the one who had the "thing" with the hooker was there. Well, X is someone who is always screaming like a little kid and who can't keep a secret and he said very loudly in the bar "Yeah, like when the stripper sucked your cock !". After he said that my friend was told him to "shut the fuck up" i was speechless. I swear to god that it's true !

 

[Pariah87]

Oh man, it's virtually impossible to offend me, I tend to find even the harshest things amusing in some way or another. I've heard a couple of "jokes" that are a little cringeworthy though, I'm not even sure if posting them would be a good idea. On the other hand, I've seen a couple of Jew jokes posted without reprocussions so I'll put them up.

Spoiler: Warning! Some may find offensive!

What's the differance between Pope John Paul and Madeline McCann? The Pope died a virgin.


Gary Glitter came home the other day to find his girlfriend packing up her stuff and getting ready to walk out on him. "What's the matter?" he asks. "I'm leaving you! The neighbours have been telling me you're a peadophile!"
"Well bloody hell," he replies "That's a long word for a six year old"

Due to Jade Goodys sad passing, she will no longer be able to appear on the next big brother. She is apparently going to show up on Most Haunted though.

Yeah there's a black guy in my family tree...we hung him years ago we just never bothered to take him down.

I've heard all of those either in a pub or at work, and nobody seemed to be offended, or at least they didn't show it. I do think it's a little bit wrong how the sick jokes surface so soon after something bad happens though.

Escapists in the UK at the minute will no doubt know of the ongoing investigation into the murder of a woman who went missing before Christmas and her body found on Christmas day? Well already jokes are circulating regarding the missing sock and so on.

Like I said, I don't get offended as such, I just think "really? somebody thought that up? wtf"

 

[Blemontea]

The most offensive thing I have heard at school was from a teacher And it was just a joke too but...
"I used to have black friends ... Then my dad sold them" but I live in Wyoming were the local population is mostly Asian and White people so we all got a good laugh from it.

 

[DuctTapeJedi]

I once over heard a conversation in high school where a guy was talking about agressively hitting on/possibly carrying it further in regards to some of the female special needs students.

I asked him to kindly send us back a post-card when he got to Hell.

*I know it's harsh, but if you heard the things I won't repeat, it was warranted.

 

[velcrokidneyz]

seriously? thats the worst thing you have ever heard? wow, spend an evening with me and a few of my friends, you would probably shit urself, nothing racist or anything, all joking but cmon.

 

[triggrhappy94]

Well I'm currently in a relationship with an (Asian) Indian girl, and my brother has decided to mock her and I, because he's a prick.
My mom, my brother, and I were sitting rather quietly in the car, when my brother asked me "So, does she taste like curry"