The most pathetic weapon in gaming history

[Singularly Datarific]

The Klobb from GoldenEye sprung to mind immediately... That gun even looks weak.

I'm going to KLOBBer YOU!!

 

[Zombie Badger]

Poke in worms.
Beat that

Don't diss the poke, man. I've poked people to their deaths! The Pmm from Stalker. It takes 6 shots to kill someone on the lowest difficulty. In a realistic game.

Just read my other posts on what I've said about the poke. In all fairness there are worse weapons, I just can't think of any at the moment. Possibly the dual wield pistols in Devil May Cry, they really do nothing atall

Actually, yeah, the pistols from Devil May Cry are worse.

 

[sneak_copter]

The Assault Rifle in Red Faction: Guerrilla

Do explain, my good man.

 

[Xvito]

The Frying pan in the original Fable you got as a "reward" for completing the treasure hunt quest.
For those who haven't played said game: It didn't do any damage, at all.

It was teh awezumzzz!!!!

The worst also, however... No, wait, the snipers from Battlefield: Bad Company were worse...

 

[ProfessorLayton]

Teddy Bear in Dead Rising. Awful.

 

[la-le-lu-li-lo]

Fallout 3:BB Gun. Yes that's what I need for killing Super Mutants.

i kept it for sentimental reasons.

is that lame?

It's still in my locker in Megaton.... aaah... the memories.... <3

aww. :]

 

[The Rockerfly]

Poke in worms.
Beat that

You could always poke someone off the stage for insta-death.

Yeah but that is not the poke it's the enviorment

 

[minispike47]

The Frying pan in the original Fable you got as a "reward" for completing the treasure hunt quest.
For those who haven't played said game: It didn't do any damage, at all.

I thought it got better the more tresure clues you have. Hmm, its was still shit though

 

[minispike47]

its only weak if you didnt get all the treasure clues its actualy i belive the 2nd strongest weapon for melee in the game from what i remember... and you can put more than the useual amount of augments in it... also... i think the weakest weapon ever is the stick from fable... try killing anything bigger than a bug with that! >_>;;

I went through most of the game with that untill i got to the arena, i just got bored and started using good weapons

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

The dispersion pistol from the original Unreal couldn't kill a fly at least at first, although I don't know if it truly qualifies for this since when you add in all the power-ups it becomes a death cannon, and if you combine all the power-ups for it with the amplifier it can kill a titan in one shot. A flipping Titan!
Possible the impact hammer from Unreal Tournament, and the chainsaw too. While I imagine the hammer is actually quite deadly and the chainsaw definately is quite deadly, I could get close enough with chainsaw to score a kill or two, but I could never land a hit with the hammer.

 

[ModReap]

can parts from custom robo

those parts SUBTRACTED from your stats as well as having extremely short range and being slow

 

[InvisibleMilk]

Fork of Horipillation
Sorry if it's already used before, it's useless.

 

[WrongSprite]

I know it's pretty obscure, but anyone tried to use a bow in Mount&Blade? I'm pretty good at shooting things in games, but I couldn't even hit a horse with that shit.

Takes practice. If you make a character focussed around archery, you'll improve. Its easier when you do a lot of damage aswell.

Couple hours on a mongol character and I can hit a moving guy from miles away.

 

[ChromeAlchemist]

Just the generic starting pistol you recieve on the first level of everygame that involves shooting others.

"You must destroy this radar installation single handedly, you are outnumbered, and at some point every enemy in the complex will know you are there...... take this pistol and one spare clip.

I disagree completely, that pistol always ends up being ol' trusty. Look at the Falcon 2 in Perfect Dark, that thing was awesome.

Anyway everyone here is wrong, (unless they said Klobb) because the worst weapon is the Klobb, because it actually fires bullets yet kills nothing. A usurper of the title weapon.

 

[daribian]

Goldeen in SSB

Correction magikarp, dam you splash attacked you foiled me again.

 

[daribian]

I think one of the most useless is in Dead Rising, the weapon you can choose if you so wish to be killed in seconds is your spit.

 

[Triple AD]

Any weapon in BF: Bad Company that doesnt have a grenade launcher attached to it. Best weapon in that game is the screwdriver.

Best... Weapon... Ever...

RF:G Grinder

 

[Pezzer]

the .32 pistol in Fallout 3, It uses relatively rare ammo and does as much damage as a bb gun. COME ON! WHY?

 

[Ymbirtt]

Poke in worms.
Beat that

You could always poke someone off the stage for insta-death.

Yeah but that is not the poke it's the enviorment

Ah, come on, poke was awesome. That was one of my favourites in Worms. It doesn't matter that it's the enviroment doing the damage, what matters is that you've set off a horrendous Rube-Goldberg machine of death using your pinky finger.