The most pathetic weapon in gaming history

[Knonsense]

Prod in worms.

 

[Unknower]

Pistol in Half-Life 2. Blaaah. Well, at least there was the revolver - oh wait, I'm not a revolver fan. Dammit!

The sniper rifle in Left 4 Dead. I mean does anybody except the NPS use it?

I'm not sure, but Valve might have nerfed it a bit at some point. When the game was released, I used it and I sometimes got more kills than anyone else.

 

[freakaknight]

The 'glock' xD
Oh and the bio gun in Unreal tournament

 

[freakaknight]

Prod in worms.

NO WAY! the prod was the best in the world! was the perfect way to rub it in the other guys face or just generally giggle, it's the knife of worms

 

[Flap Jack452]

The megaman launcher gun... thing from Dead Rising.

 

[Mockingjay]

magikarp

 

[The Rockerfly]

Poke in worms.
Beat that

You could always poke someone off the stage for insta-death.

Yeah but that is not the poke it's the enviorment

Ah, come on, poke was awesome. That was one of my favourites in Worms. It doesn't matter that it's the enviroment doing the damage, what matters is that you've set off a horrendous Rube-Goldberg machine of death using your pinky finger.

Yeah, I will give you that. Poke was pretty awesome from its pathetic-ness and ability to humiliate others with
Oh and welcome to The Escapist, where are women are pure and our water is clean.

 

[Choppie6]

Oblivion - Shivering Isles Expansion - The Fork of Horripilation

I looked at it in my inventory and found that it wasn't under Misc but under Weapons, so naturally I had to see how it did. Zero damage. You think that even with a fork you could stab someone in the eye. But no matter how many times I attacked with it, not one speck of damage. Then again, it wasn't meant to be a proper weapon considering you give it to someone for a quest, but why allow you to wield it in the first place?

 

[DirgE Almighty]

The chinese pistol in fallout 3, god awful weapon your better off with the BB gun.

 

[hannarr]

Hunting Rifle in L4D..seriously fuck that

 

[JakCurse]

Pistol in Half-Life 2. Blaaah. Well, at least there was the revolver - oh wait, I'm not a revolver fan. Dammit!

The sniper rifle in Left 4 Dead. I mean does anybody except the NPS use it?

I'm not sure, but Valve might have nerfed it a bit at some point. When the game was released, I used it and I sometimes got more kills than anyone else.

I'm pretty sure that they lowered the firing rate so it couldn't be fired superfast by someone with a twitchy trigger finger, the accuracy might have taken a bit of a dive too.

 

[Nia-san]

Goldeen in SSB

o lol

Seriously, that was a total waste. What about Mew, though?

sorry, not entirely. you can throw the pokeball at some onedealing a good deal of damage. its more of a disappointment when Goldeen come out.

I think the 10mm pistol in Half life 2 episode one. I shot the same zombie with all the rounds you can hold and it still ran toward me.

 

[thenoblitt]

The 'glock' xD
Oh and the bio gun in Unreal tournament

I disagree just charge the bio gun up and get a hit and its insta-kill

but i would say the m1 garand from any call of duty game just because it wont let you reload mid-clip

 

[ChaoticLegion]

hmmm how about...

Sir Daniel Fortesque's Arm

KUDOS and Puppies to anyone who gets that reference and which game

MediEvil, that game was amazing, spent my childhood playing it xD Don't diss the left arm lmao xD it never breaks and couldn't be stolen

 

[konkwastaken]

Fallout 3:BB Gun. Yes that's what I need for killing Super Mutants.

This. Also, nailboard.

i quite like the board of education

 

[jj90]

probably any game with a wrench or pipe lol why use them when guns are avaliable

 

[CheeseSandwichCake]

The holy hand grenade from Worms...
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JUST KIDDING!!

 

[jonza1]

The Claymore in COD3, you'd better remember where you put that thing down because the word "camoflauged" doesn't even begin to come into it, which may sound good as enemies can't see it, but in game it's impossible to use.