Two people from lost planet 1: "Wayne" and "Joe". I mean come on, the game was so japanese, it was stupid, dramatic, had shiny mechs and was brilliant, the aliens are called Akrid and the enemy organizastion Nevec, and then you have fricking wayne, what the hell? It isn't even a good normal name either, it's just so boring and normal, for such an incredibly japanese game that's just dropping the ball. And Joe was supposed to be the guy who you didn't quite know if you could trust, and he was fricking "Joe", these are two of the plainest, least interesting (or least crazy depending on your view of Japanese games) names of all time and they're given to the protagonist and the untrustworthy character. To me these names were genuinely sillier than the rest of the robot-filled, "snow-pirate" and alien flaunting game.