The most ridiculous character name in a game EVER!!!!

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JPH330

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PhunkyPhazon said:
Fire Emblem has a guy named Dorcas. Just say that out loud without laughing. "Dorkas."
Damn it, you just had to ninja me, didn't you.
 

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Proverbial Jon said:
Isaac Clarke - Yeah I get it, very clever.
I don't get it... Do explain please! D:

Well, I can't say I've noticed a lot of strange names in games, except for the Final Fantasy series...

But for MMO's I've once seen a guy in WoW with his character named "Internet". He ran around with the "The Explorer" title, making his name and title together a rather funny joke (at least I thought so) :p
 

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Cody211282 said:
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Cloud, what kind of child hating hippy would name their kid that?
Any number of FF names could go here.
Don't even get me started with the names from the new game, I mean hell did they run out of normal names already?
I bet you're just jealous that your name isn't Hope.
 

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Two people from lost planet 1: "Wayne" and "Joe". I mean come on, the game was so japanese, it was stupid, dramatic, had shiny mechs and was brilliant, the aliens are called Akrid and the enemy organizastion Nevec, and then you have fricking wayne, what the hell? It isn't even a good normal name either, it's just so boring and normal, for such an incredibly japanese game that's just dropping the ball. And Joe was supposed to be the guy who you didn't quite know if you could trust, and he was fricking "Joe", these are two of the plainest, least interesting (or least crazy depending on your view of Japanese games) names of all time and they're given to the protagonist and the untrustworthy character. To me these names were genuinely sillier than the rest of the robot-filled, "snow-pirate" and alien flaunting game.
 

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Quad08 said:
From Overlord, the mayor of the town of Spree is named Archibaldamius Methuselah Wobbleboard III but has everyone call him Archie instead
That's more of an presumptuous name :p

OT: Voldo. Srsly, that name sounds slang for a bowel movement :S
 

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Jedi Sasquatch said:
Cody211282 said:
Devin Parker said:
Cody211282 said:
Cloud, what kind of child hating hippy would name their kid that?
Any number of FF names could go here.
Don't even get me started with the names from the new game, I mean hell did they run out of normal names already?
I bet you're just jealous that your name isn't Hope.
I think that is grounds to kill your parents.
 

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Didn't bother to read the whole post to see if it was mentioned, but Cranny ****** from Limbo of the Lost. Of course, the whole game is an affront to nature, so it stands to reason that the characters would play along.
 

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I think i have beaten all of you, actually.

I had an admiral in empire total war called Gaylord Biggs.

Mindfuck central, now opening ^^