The most ridiculous character name in a game EVER!!!!

[SousukeSeg]

Guybrush Ulysses Marley-Threepwood, or just Guybrush Threepwood, from Monkey Island, although the whole game was designed to be funny, so his name should come as no surprise,

 

[Blindswordmaster]

Bulletwitch-Max Cougar That's the worst porno name ever. Of all time.

 

[Varun Garuda Maharaj]

Sweetwater from BFBC 2

 

[Yossarian1507]

Nvrnqsr Chaos from Tsukihime.

His first name doesn't even have a vowel in it and is somehow pronounced Nero. Awesome character though.

This. He is nicknamed Chaos, and he has a normal name from the time before his vampire life (I don't remember it right now but it sounded kinda cool). So why the heck most of the time Shiki refers to him in game as Nvrnqsr? It's just stupid.

 

[Blemontea]

soild snake. just sounds ... wrong.

"Why not call the guy erect cock" AVGN

 

[Marmalade]

Worst one I can think of is an old friend on an MMO who called his guy "Eatchildren". The name cracked me up and that is how we met, but he was pretty cool. Just a weird ass name.

I think that was my brother xD

OT: Guybrush Threepwood. Do i win?

 

[Yoshemo]

I was just playing peggle and the horse is called bjorn....I think he is swedish, well each to their own I suppose.

*Edit* I would also like to say that Vaan and Penelo were stupid names from FFXII so was Basch but that isn't as bad.

But what is the most ridiculous, over the top, stupid, twat faced name that you have ever come across in the pursuit of gaming bliss?

Earthbound / Mother 2 had a main character named Poo

 

[_Cake_]

Ys - (you say it Es I think) and he is in a game called Ys: The Ark of Napishtim.

Umm if im not mistaken the guy was called Adol, weren't Ys some gods?

Sure I have no clue I just remember that name messing with my brain. Your the expert not me.

 

[Cogwheel]

X-COM Apocalypse (or rather, random name generator thereof) has recently given me Siegfried Steinbach. Awesome enough that I don't mind.

 

[Guitar Gamer]

I named an Orc in Oblivion "GG ramabitch"

"Thank you champion of Cyrodil! you saved the realm and my life!
what could I call the most certainyl greatest hero ever?"
"...............*AHEM*
[HEADING=1]GG RAMABTICH[/HEADING]
"........................champion of Cyrodil it is"

Now that I think of it.........Uriel Septim is a pretty stupid name too.
The obviously future emporer of the known world and you name him Uriel?
No wonder his life was so messed up

 

[Wayneguard]

Butz... no seriously... Butz...

 

[Sougo]

How can you say Cloud was a bad name, when it was followed up in the next game by ... Squall!

Also ... Yuffie and Lulu. wtf

 

[shadyh8er]

soild snake. just sounds ... wrong.

Ah men.

I never understood why more people didn't make fun of that.

It's like Yahtzee said, when a joke is around long enough, people tend to ignore it.

OT: Otacon. Sounds like a name for a computer, not a human being.

 

[bulbasaur765]

Ness/Ninten from the Mother series.

 

[Enigma6667]

Jet Brody from Fracture. If there was such thing as a "randomized cliche'd action hero protagonist name generator", that name would be the first thing to pop out of it.

 

[TheGreatKlaid]

Ys - (you say it Es I think) and he is in a game called Ys: The Ark of Napishtim.

Umm if im not mistaken the guy was called Adol, weren't Ys some gods?

Sure I have no clue I just remember that name messing with my brain. Your the expert not me.

Sorry wasn't trying to prove you wrong. Was just playing the first one. Actually, it always confused me.

 

[Yarkaz]

Fire Emblem has a guy named Dorcas. Just say that out loud without laughing. "Dorkas."

Dorcas was a Bible name, I think. I've actually got some friends who named their cat Dorcas.

 

[Gerhardt]

I'll take the names of current FF characters over what they used to have.
FFV: The villian - Exdeath. What kind of name is that?
FFIV: We have Golbez. That sounds less evil and more mexican to me...

You can always count on the Gnomes in World of Warcraft to have some pretty awful names... Grand Summoner Wilfred Fizzlebang come to mind...

 

[Tinneh]

Fire Emblem has a guy named Dorcas. Just say that out loud without laughing. "Dorkas."

"Dorkass!"

My vote goes to Superfly Johnson, the black dude from Daikatana.