The Most Ridiculous Typo You've Ever Made.

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Labyrinth

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It wasn't made by me. It was made by some Burke in the same chat room as me, attempting to argue against our accusations of stupidity.

i r donky rapng shit eatr

I almost died laughing. Then I re-read it. And almost died again.
 

Jenny Creed

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Right now, I accidentally wrote "woman" instead of "forum". Which made the sentence "Curing the stupidity of the internet one forum at a time" extraordinarily hilarious.

I wonder what Freud would say about it. . .
 

Labyrinth

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Jenny Creed post=18.72476.762415 said:
Right now, I accidentally wrote "woman" instead of "forum". Which made the sentence "Curing the stupidity of the internet one forum at a time" extraordinarily hilarious.

I wonder what Freud would say about it. . .
Your childhood was interrupted around the breastfeeding stage, leaving you with an oral fascination and a desire to sleep with your mother, though he is unable to say whether your father would be involved or not.
 

Downside

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signed up to a cod 4 forum with the user name downsdie instead of downside. Then introduced myself in the newbie section and everything before realising *face palm*

Also typed 'be back in a sex' more times than i've typed it correctly. Probably something to do with the filthy mind i have :S
 

merf1350

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Personally can't think of any, but a co-worker at the help desk I worked at had a caller that was having trouble with CD burner. The ticket description field read thus:

Client having trouble burning dicks.

I know there were other's that we had at that desk, I'll try to remember some more...
 

Novajam

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In English, we watched the movie "The Legend Of Bagger Vance" (decent movie), and then our English teacher told us we had to write up a newspaper style report of the final events in the movie.

So I typed it up, printed it, and brought it into school the day it was due. When I showed it to my friend he read a few lines and began to laugh, and then pointed out my typo.

I had misspelled the name "Bobby Jones" as "Booby Jones".
 

ianuam

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as we type i just remarked at being finally able to open a nice cool beverage 'Yay! cock!'.
Unfortunately the person i was speaking to has always not been too sure.. this won't help.
 

MagikMystery

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Back in a biology class in primary school, we were copying out of the text book and I could see the word organism at the end of the paragraph. I was thinking "Don't write orgasm, don't write orgasm, don't write orgasm".
I then wrote orgasm... Facepalm.
 

Jamanticus

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Maet post=18.72476.762161 said:
I distinctly remember having an online chat with a friend about Debussy, and instead of typing Claire D'Lune, and typed Clarie D'Lube.
Haha- that would've had Debussy making some colorful remarks if he were alive, I'm sure.....

Either that. or he would have had a good laugh about it......
 

Hey Joe

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I meant to say "Pass me the chips", but I said "I want to rape you"

HILARIOUS!
 

riftinducer

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I once misplaced the g in grape. The intended sentence "I like the odd grape now and then" is now being used as evidence in my trial next week.
 

yourkie1921

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wow.
Ivoryagent post=18.72476.762070 said:
TorturedHylianSoul post=18.72476.762050 said:
Wrote 'whore' in the place of 'wore' within an essay exploring women's rights.
Can't beat that.
This thread will keep me in a good mood forever!
signed up to a cod 4 forum with the user name downsdie instead of downside. Then introduced myself in the newbie section and everything before realising *face palm*
Oh my god, that's awesome.
Her letter began with "I realize you are a very busty individual..." Of course she didn't bother to proofread it until 3 seconds after she hit 'send'.
What did she mean to say instead of busty? And I am going to do that on purpose if I ever have to write a letter to a female manager.
Apologies, but this just popped into my subconcious.
"I just came back from enjoying a refreshing Cock!"
"Mom, can I have some money for the Cock machine?"
And I'm going to write that somewhere to.
 

ZantetsukenQ

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Not so much a typo, but in biology class, one fella had the misfortune to say micro-orgasm instead of micro-organism. It was truly awesome

Edit: Bah curse you MagikMystery, now I'm annecdoteless!
 

Shirahime

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I'm forever typing "Breadband" instead of Broadband.

On the topic of "Cock" though, my friend Steve's called coke cock for years.
 

crepesack

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not much of a type but really just idiocy, we all no the home keys on our key board? well i have the habit of shifting my fingers one key over ;olr yhid <- like this
 

PureChaos

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i was writing an essay on child development and i typed 'impotent' instead of 'important'
 

devilondemand

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My boss sent me an e-mail telling me off for swearing in the office and instead of writing "Obscenities" he wrote "Obesities"....

"Next time i hear Freddy shouting obesities across the office I'm going to have to warn him about his conduct"

Oh how i laughed.
 

Stagger P

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I spend a lot of my free time working for a charity that sends funds over to some of the poorest African countries and each year a group of us fly out stay a few month in a tribe or village and help them build shelter, plant crops and so on.

Last year I was put in charge or organizing one of these trip, I tried to get people interested by saying "Lets make this bigger and better then last year", however my finger slipped and I ended up replacing the first "b" or bigger with the letter next to it, "n".

Reading lets make this "****** and better then last year".

I only realised after I had sent it out, it would have been bad if it was just a normal email but the fact I was working for an African charity made it all the worse.

My boss just found it funny.
 

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Jynx_ post=18.72476.762122 said:
Sex instead of sec.
As in, I'll be back in a sex.


Cock instead of Coke.
No explanation needed.
Watch this video, you'll see. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kw0iNAX00zA [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kw0iNAX00zA]