The Most Ridiculous Typo You've Ever Made.

[Evilbunny]

In "the person below me" thread a while back I wrote "TPMB likes penis butter with chocolate more than jelly." I meant to write peanut butter. Thankfully I caught my mistake and edited it out before anyone noticed.

 

[Aidanadv]

Not me, but definetly the funniest typo I've ever seen.

[09:57] <@SilverWingedSeraph> MDmakaan seriously fails on so many levels, that I really feel sorry for him.
[09:57] It makes me shiver. It makes me want to wals over him like a truck on a baby dick.
[09:57] *duck*
[09:58] * Talhydras laughs
[09:58] OH GODDAMMIT.
[09:58] <~Arcalane> XD
[09:58] BAAAD TYPO.
[09:58] <~Arcalane> that's not as bad as one I made on EVE one time.
[09:58] * Talhydras gives AD the "walking on baby dicks" medal

 

[MarcusStrout]

Martin Luther King, Jr. On Sex

I meant segregation, man. I TURNED IN that essay. Didn't read it AT ALL.


I also say on chats hold on, wait a sex. Its awesome.

 

[internutt]

Rap turning into rape.

"I'm going to work on my raping with Dave"

Not cool.

 

[Zombie_King]

"I want it now," instead of "I want to know."

I wrote this to a girl.

 

[Jamanticus]

I wrote Fuck instead of fruit..

This has the potential for rivaling the coke typo, I think...

I haven't really had that many typos, but I often write 'god' when I mean to write 'good'. you know, like "Hey, this food is God, man!"

 

[Clairaudient]

I definitely said 'nice tits' instead of 'nice its' midsentence when chatting to a particularly busty friend over Msn a few years back. That one was a facepalmer.

 

[Madrak the Red]

Hmm, I can't remember any funny typos in English, but what about in German. When You're speaking to a German person. I said something like 'Darf ich ein Brust haben' which means 'May I have a breast.' What I meant to say was 'Darf ich ein Buerste haben' which means 'may I have a brush'. And this was like to my exchange partners Mum or something. God...

 

[Phoenix Arrow]

Once I was talking to this girl and I accidently said I would knob her. Forget what I was even trying to say.

This other girl called me her face pen. I've spent the last 2 years trying to figure out what she meant. I think face = fave but pen? Maybe man? I don't know.

 

[oopsdidn'tmeanto]

Hmm, I can't remember any funny typos in English, but what about in German. When You're speaking to a German person. I said something like 'Darf ich ein Brust haben' which means 'May I have a breast.' What I meant to say was 'Darf ich ein Buerste haben' which means 'may I have a brush'. And this was like to my exchange partners Mum or something. God...

My German teacher would love that... The "Ich bin ein Berliner!" incident with JFK was one of the funniest things I had ever heard.

 

[Blind Punk Riot]

... While in a sober and/or well-rested state.

Does not compute.


Edit: I are internet broken stop

Edit: Edit: That was possibly the most horrific typo ever.

Edit: Edit: Edit: I broke the quotes, but I totally got away with it.

 

[PumpItUp]

Actually I mispell tings all the time. I type on laptop nd tend to miss keys quite frequrntly. I have to go back and check and fix my mistakes often more than once per sentence. Forgetting letters is the biggest poblem.
^^^
And this is what it looks like if I don't correct myself. I'm sure everyone can relate.

On a sdie ntoe, did you konw taht if the bgninieg and lsat ltteers are in the rghit pacles, you can siltl usndnretad waht yru'oe ridneag? Naet, huh?

 

[Devil's Due]

When I was a little kid, I didn't know how to spell "future". I tried sounding it out, but that didn't work. So I wrote down what I THOUGHT at the time as to how you spell it.

I spelled the F word for an third grade assignment...

*sigh*

 

[The Kind Cannibal]

"My favorite raper is Lupe Fiasco."

Facepalm after facepalm on that one.