The most scared you've ever been.

[Sn1P3r M98]

Well, I just posted the Cthulhu summoning sentence as a joke on a different forum because another user asked me to do my "Thread killing ritual", and the site crashed just now. That's pretty damn scary.

(Sorry for bumping a two month old thread, I just really wanted to share this. For future reference,should I just create a new thread?)

 

[Thedayrecker]

It's sort of a tie. Once, when I was on 'shrooms, I thought I was gonna die.

The other time was yesterday, when I was at the top of a 9 ft ladder, and I'm 6' 4" (so a combined height of 15 ft), and the ladder tilted at a 70 degree angle. Before I knew it I'd climbed down. Took less than 3 seconds.

Instincts FTW

 

[Thedayrecker]

And a rather shitty original that somehow kept me awake:

Dude that shit is funny! I love it

 

[jamradar]

Last night I couldn't get to sleep until 4:00. It was then that I watched these:
-Snippity Snip-
Bonus points if you watch all of them.

Looks like someone never saw this:

For those who watch this prepare to shit bricks.

 

[BlumiereBleck]

Every "heart to heart" talk

 

[jamradar]

Also like many people on here I almost drowned when I was a kid several times.

 

[Motiv_]

Heard a noise outside a few years ago, the missus was out of town for the week so I knew it wasn't her. Grabbed my shotgun and went outside to check it out, blatantly ignoring every scary movie ever made. I actually said "If somebody's in there, you better come out, I'm armed" or something to that effect. Nobody answered.

So I go walking towards the bushes lining the side of my house, expecting it to be a squirrel or something, this fucking kid from down the block jumps out and yells at me, I almost blew his head off.

I hate kids.

 

[Scarecrow]

Last night I couldn't get to sleep until 4:00. It was then that I watched these:
Bonus points if you watch all of them.

That...was...the...most fuck up thing I have ever seen.

 

[Shoes]

Heard a noise outside a few years ago, the missus was out of town for the week so I knew it wasn't her. Grabbed my shotgun and went outside to check it out, blatantly ignoring every scary movie ever made. I actually said "If somebody's in there, you better come out, I'm armed" or something to that effect. Nobody answered.

So I go walking towards the bushes lining the side of my house, expecting it to be a squirrel or something, this fucking kid from down the block jumps out and yells at me, I almost blew his head off.

I hate kids.

Jesus how'd you manage not to kill him? Was the safety off? At that point i prob would have pulled the trigger outa reaction

 

[thylasos]

I shan't go into it in any detail, but suffice to say it involved taking very strong psychedelic mushrooms. Much stronger ones than I thought, with a trip that lasted 8 hours longer than the ones I had intended on taking.

 

[CarpathianMuffin]

My ex girlfriend threatening suicide on Thanksgiving and having to talk her down.
I swear, I lost ten years off my life in that short weekend.

 

[Motiv_]

Heard a noise outside a few years ago, the missus was out of town for the week so I knew it wasn't her. Grabbed my shotgun and went outside to check it out, blatantly ignoring every scary movie ever made. I actually said "If somebody's in there, you better come out, I'm armed" or something to that effect. Nobody answered.

So I go walking towards the bushes lining the side of my house, expecting it to be a squirrel or something, this fucking kid from down the block jumps out and yells at me, I almost blew his head off.

I hate kids.

Jesus how'd you manage not to kill him? Was the safety off? At that point i prob would have pulled the trigger outa reaction

A very long trigger pull on the shotgun. Every weapon has a different amount of pull on it's trigger before it sets off the round, and I only pulled it halfway before I realized who it was. Dumb fuck should've known to come out when I said to. But in a way, it was worth it to see him almost shit his pants when he saw the gun pointed at him.

 

[Death God]

Last night I couldn't get to sleep until 4:00. It was then that I watched these:
Bonus points if you watch all of them.

Um..... ah? That was disturbing.
OT: I'd have to say when I thought I was the only one in this dark room and a guy came in behind me (didn't hear him, he was so quiet) and tapped me on my shoulder. I screamed, jumped on top of the table in the middle of the room and nearly pissed myself. Scared the crap out of me for weeks. I was so jumpy all day!