The Most Stupid Products EVER
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Bad technology:? The DVD Rewinder has to be pretty high on my list for stupid products.
Zune's pretty up there, too - too late to try to gain any real traction on the 'personal media player' (or, as it is called in some places, 'iPod') race track.
Zune's pretty up there, too - too late to try to gain any real traction on the 'personal media player' (or, as it is called in some places, 'iPod') race track.
They do admit it is a joke, though. Go to the bottom of the page, click Disclaimer, and read the last paragraph. They say it's a gag gift, and actually admit they can't literally rederve a spot in heaven for someone.Enigma6667 said:
OT: http://www.cracked.com/article/18359_6-transportation-innovations-more-baffling-than-segway/
6 fantastically stupid inventions.
Everything in this list pretty much...
http://www.time.com/time/specials/packages/completelist/0,29569,1991915,00.html
http://www.time.com/time/specials/packages/completelist/0,29569,1991915,00.html
This takes the cake for me.Not G. Ivingname said:
This spins ice cream so you don't need to put the massive effort it takes to lick ice cream.
To whoever uses that; I hate you and I want to punch you in the face.
Seriously, that just fills me with so much rage its unbelievable.
I want one. Have you ever tried to eat icecream while drunk?! T'aint easy.Irridium said:This takes the cake for me.Not G. Ivingname said:
This spins ice cream so you don't need to put the massive effort it takes to lick ice cream.
To whoever uses that; I hate you and I want to punch you in the face.
Seriously, that just fills me with so much rage its unbelievable.
Anyway, I really dont know. Most inventions serve one purpose.
Why? Did a spinning ice cream cone burn down your home-town or something?Irridium said:This takes the cake for me.Not G. Ivingname said:
This spins ice cream so you don't need to put the massive effort it takes to lick ice cream.
To whoever uses that; I hate you and I want to punch you in the face.
Seriously, that just fills me with so much rage its unbelievable.
No, its just a completely pointless invention. Why people would pay money to do something that they can do themselves, for free, and requires next to no effort at all just boggles me and fills me with rage.ultrachicken said:Why? Did a spinning ice cream cone burn down your home-town or something?Irridium said:This takes the cake for me.Not G. Ivingname said:
This spins ice cream so you don't need to put the massive effort it takes to lick ice cream.
To whoever uses that; I hate you and I want to punch you in the face.
Seriously, that just fills me with so much rage its unbelievable.
Best. Comment. Ever.ultrachicken said:Why? Did a spinning ice cream cone burn down your home-town or something?Irridium said:This takes the cake for me.Not G. Ivingname said:
This spins ice cream so you don't need to put the massive effort it takes to lick ice cream.
To whoever uses that; I hate you and I want to punch you in the face.
Seriously, that just fills me with so much rage its unbelievable.
Thankyou. I laughed so hard that I think I woke up the neighbors.
I find it difficult to comprehend why such an obscure and trivial product can do that.Irridium said:No, its just a completely pointless invention. Why people would pay money to do something that they can do themselves, for free, and requires next to no effort at all just boggles me and fills me with rage.ultrachicken said:Why? Did a spinning ice cream cone burn down your home-town or something?Irridium said:This takes the cake for me.Not G. Ivingname said:
This spins ice cream so you don't need to put the massive effort it takes to lick ice cream.
To whoever uses that; I hate you and I want to punch you in the face.
Seriously, that just fills me with so much rage its unbelievable.
You seem like the kind of person who angers easily.
Not really. Its just when I see things like this. It just pisses me off that things like this exist.ultrachicken said:I find it difficult to comprehend why such an obscure and trivial product can do that.Irridium said:No, its just a completely pointless invention. Why people would pay money to do something that they can do themselves, for free, and requires next to no effort at all just boggles me and fills me with rage.ultrachicken said:Why? Did a spinning ice cream cone burn down your home-town or something?Irridium said:This takes the cake for me.Not G. Ivingname said:
This spins ice cream so you don't need to put the massive effort it takes to lick ice cream.
To whoever uses that; I hate you and I want to punch you in the face.
Seriously, that just fills me with so much rage its unbelievable.
You seem like the kind of person who angers easily.
And I know worse crap exists, and it still pisses me off.
Repeating as necessary:Irridium said:Not really. Its just when I see things like this. It just pisses me off that things like this exist.ultrachicken said:I find it difficult to comprehend why such an obscure and trivial product can do that.Irridium said:No, its just a completely pointless invention. Why people would pay money to do something that they can do themselves, for free, and requires next to no effort at all just boggles me and fills me with rage.ultrachicken said:Why? Did a spinning ice cream cone burn down your home-town or something?Irridium said:This takes the cake for me.Not G. Ivingname said:
This spins ice cream so you don't need to put the massive effort it takes to lick ice cream.
To whoever uses that; I hate you and I want to punch you in the face.
Seriously, that just fills me with so much rage its unbelievable.
You seem like the kind of person who angers easily.
And I know worse crap exists, and it still pisses me off.
I find it difficult to comprehend why such an obscure and trivial product can do that.
It pisses me off because it simply exists. If people did buy this, it pisses me off because of how damn lazy they are. If no one buys this, it pisses me off that someone thought "Hm... I bet people are so damn lazy and stupid enough to buy something so they don't have to lick their ice-cream. It just pushes me the wrong way. And I can't make you understand why I feel this way. Its just something about this that makes me rage.ultrachicken said:Repeating as necessary:Irridium said:Not really. Its just when I see things like this. It just pisses me off that things like this exist.ultrachicken said:I find it difficult to comprehend why such an obscure and trivial product can do that.Irridium said:No, its just a completely pointless invention. Why people would pay money to do something that they can do themselves, for free, and requires next to no effort at all just boggles me and fills me with rage.ultrachicken said:Why? Did a spinning ice cream cone burn down your home-town or something?Irridium said:This takes the cake for me.Not G. Ivingname said:
This spins ice cream so you don't need to put the massive effort it takes to lick ice cream.
To whoever uses that; I hate you and I want to punch you in the face.
Seriously, that just fills me with so much rage its unbelievable.
You seem like the kind of person who angers easily.
And I know worse crap exists, and it still pisses me off.
I find it difficult to comprehend why such an obscure and trivial product can do that.
