The Most Stupid Products EVER

[Not G. Ivingname]

This spins ice cream so you don't need to put the massive effort it takes to lick ice cream.

This takes the cake for me.

To whoever uses that; I hate you and I want to punch you in the face.
Seriously, that just fills me with so much rage its unbelievable.

Welcome to America, were we got so lazy he have to invent cones to do licking for us.

 

[Sougo]

The goatee saver.

That isn't the worst! It's the best. EVAR.
Gordon Freeman has one! XD

You're kidding right?

The damn thing looks like a muzzle!

 

[foodmaniac]

This spins ice cream so you don't need to put the massive effort it takes to lick ice cream.

I wonder if you can eat the cone as well.

 

[ManaAdvent]

Make sure it doesn't piss on the carpet....

 

[Milo Windby]

Immortal Liquid Body Shimmer ~ Transform your skin with this hydrating body shimmer that leaves you looking and feeling immortally stunning.

Black Magic ? sheerest black with subtle gold sparkle.
Tainted Love ? sheerest fuschia with a kick of hot pink shimmer

(Great, now you can look like a shimmering vampire from Twilight as well...)

I threw up in my mouth a little at this one.

I post, for your approval...

Meh, I would try it at least once before I say if I like it or not.
(The Soda... not the Twilight stuff)