The most stupid thing ever said to you...

[BigShadey]

What's the stupidest thing said to you, like mine was:
The chain had broken on my bike so I laid it on the sidewalk and was trying to fix the problem, the chain was on the sidewalk and a person came up to me and said, "Something wrong with your bike?" No I'm just playing with it.

Side note: I used the search bar and couldnt find a similar topic, if you found/created one like ths before I am sorry and proceed to bash me as you wish.

 

[Rascarin]

"How do you spell 'dog'?"

 

[walls of cetepedes]

"Which one is me?"

In a single player game with one person on screen.

That was my Mum, by the way. Who also tried her hand at L4D. I wish I'd filmed it.

 

[Xvito]

"How do you spell 'dog'?"

Haha! Everyone knows it's spelled "dawg".

 

[farmerboy219]

Me: i just found out my niece will be born in september.

Friends: is it a boy or a girl?

 

[ZeroMachine]

"Chicago is in a city, right?"

 

[cantthinkofausername]

"Whats the stupiedest thing ever said to you," takes the cake. (I'm joking ofcourse.)

I don't really know what something extremely stupid someone said to me would be.

 

[historybuff]

I am a lady and I have a twin brother.

I told somebody that and he said, "Oh, are you identical?"

I did a double-take. "....no?"

 

[Swaki]

the chubby angry girl from one of my classes, ive made it almost meanly clear that i dont like her, but we live in the same neighborhood so we take the train every day, usually i go into the quit part of the train where me and old people enjoy not having to listen to people my age talk about that time they got drunk (we have that in Denmark).

any way chubby angry girl and i where sitting in the train together (not the quiet part)
CAG :are you tired. *pokes my arm*
Me : no. *looks out the window*
CAG : you look tired. *keeps poking my arm*
Me : well im not.
CAG : your tired. *for some reason she keeps poking my arm*
Me : no im not.
CAG : your tired. *keeps poking my arm*
Me : STOP TOUCHING ME! *angry face*
CAG : i know your tired but thats no reason to be cranky.

 

[yaik7a]

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[Broady Brio]

*after arguement of whatever.

Person 1:Well, ya mum.
Me: *stares at them.
Person 1: No comeback?
Me: *Falcon Kicks their balls.

 

[Bernzz]

On Facebook.

Me "Explosion at a pie factory. 3.14159265 dead."
Friend 1 "Serious?"
Friend 2 "Idiot."
Friend 1 "I don't get it."
Friend 2 "It's a math joke."
Friend 1 "Nerds."

 

[Fallingwater]

Highway with my dad. We stop for fuel, he gets out of the car and sees a screw firmly embedded in a tire.
"Dammit, there's a screw in our tire", he says. Then, "wait I'll get the screwdriver".
I wonder how dumb he would have felt had I not told him to leave the screw there, on account of it doing a pretty good job of sealing its own hole...

 

[VargRaev]

One of my old friends had a strange habit of asking questions that made absolutely no sense, This is the one that annoyed me the most:

"what will you do if a bird lands on your shoulder, bites your ear off and flies away?"

 

[Federalist92]

I was about to go out with my mum once.
she was talking to my auntie on her mobile phone.
just before we left she said, wait a minute.
she started fumbling in her handbag for a good 5 minutes before i asked, "what the hell are you looking for in there"
she looked up at me and said "my mobile phone"
"she was talking on it"
*face palm*

 

[r3lix]

"what does a gathering mean". a quote from my girlfriend. by the way, she was serious when she said she didn't know what it meant.

 

[Asciotes]

I am a lady and I have a twin brother.

I told somebody that and he said, "Oh, are you identical?"

I did a double-take. "....no?"

I'm a guy and I have a twin sister and I get that so often. That really pisses me off.

 

[Catchy Slogan]

My friend was reading the piece-of-crap-for-a-newspaper called the sun and read aloud part of it:

"She murdered thirty people to death."

Seriously. I'm so glad they cleared that one up for me, because I was under the impression that murdered meant something completely different.

 

[nolongerhere]

"What are lomph cildren?"
My brother, having seen a sign that said 10mph, children crossing.

 

[Cairo]

One of my old friends had a strange habit of asking questions that made absolutely no sense, This is the one that annoyed me the most:

"what will you do if a bird lands on your shoulder, bites your ear off and flies away?"

You always need a plan.
Mine, and this has been on my mind a lot lately, is, "I don't read; it takes too much time." Not funny, just sad.