The most stupid thing ever said to you...
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Overhearing two idiot women walking down the street:ZeroMachine said:
Girl 1: "Look! A Seagull!"
Girl 2: "Yep, were in Cachago."
Okay, have about this:
"maybe the increase in earthquakes is due to all the cars heating up the earth's crust".
No the person who said this was not stupid, just had an INCREDIBLY bad grasp on science. I patiently tried to explain that the Earth's crust was more than 3 km thick, that no amount of heat generated by an amount of cars could possibly be conducted through the earth's crust and even if it was, the earth's interior was millions of degrees so it would amount to beans.
I also explained that there wasn't an "increase" in earthquakes - it's just that the Earth goes through cycles of increased tectonic activity, and that before they were born there were even MORE earthquakes.
Despite all that she refused to admit they were wrong, and instead got angry and said I was insulting her. All because I said "you haven't been alive long enough to accurately judge whether or not the Earth is experiencing an increase in earthquake activity", and she took this to mean I was calling her stupid.
At that point, what can you say? I had physics on my side, but when the other side doesn't WANT to listen to physics, there's nothing you can do. I suspect this person knew she was wrong, but refused to admit it due to pride.
"maybe the increase in earthquakes is due to all the cars heating up the earth's crust".
No the person who said this was not stupid, just had an INCREDIBLY bad grasp on science. I patiently tried to explain that the Earth's crust was more than 3 km thick, that no amount of heat generated by an amount of cars could possibly be conducted through the earth's crust and even if it was, the earth's interior was millions of degrees so it would amount to beans.
I also explained that there wasn't an "increase" in earthquakes - it's just that the Earth goes through cycles of increased tectonic activity, and that before they were born there were even MORE earthquakes.
Despite all that she refused to admit they were wrong, and instead got angry and said I was insulting her. All because I said "you haven't been alive long enough to accurately judge whether or not the Earth is experiencing an increase in earthquake activity", and she took this to mean I was calling her stupid.
At that point, what can you say? I had physics on my side, but when the other side doesn't WANT to listen to physics, there's nothing you can do. I suspect this person knew she was wrong, but refused to admit it due to pride.
An elderly man angrily blaming 'brats like me' for 9/11 happening, after I was unable to help him with something.
Slightly difference topic focus but you'd find lots of these in 'The Customer is Always Wrong'.
Slightly difference topic focus but you'd find lots of these in 'The Customer is Always Wrong'.
One guy told me I should make my cartoons more kid friendly because adults don't really like cartoons.
I was had a guy in high-school, one of these pussy shit morons who thinks he's "ghetto" even though he lives in a very nice middle class neighborhood and his parents both drive Lexus'.
So we're in English class on Pearl Harbor day I make the point that it's odd we never seem to have a moment of silence for it. So my teacher says "Good point, we're going to have one here". So after about a minute of absolute silence this moron in front of me turns around and, I shit you not, says "Man, that was stupid. What's Pearl Harbor day, anyway?"
My teacher took me out of the room to keep my from jamming my pencil into his moronic forehead.
So we're in English class on Pearl Harbor day I make the point that it's odd we never seem to have a moment of silence for it. So my teacher says "Good point, we're going to have one here". So after about a minute of absolute silence this moron in front of me turns around and, I shit you not, says "Man, that was stupid. What's Pearl Harbor day, anyway?"
My teacher took me out of the room to keep my from jamming my pencil into his moronic forehead.
I am standing at the store I work and we are playing Michael Jackson's "Billie Jean" on a radio(in order to sell the crappy Michael Jackson memorabilia we had). Anyway this old lady walks up to me and asks me the stupidest question ever. She asks me if the song currently playing is new. I had to hold back the laughter as I politely told her, "No, its been around for awhile now." Seriously, the only person in the entire world who doesn't know who Michael Jackson is walks up to me and asks me if "Billie Jean" is a new song. This was a few days after his death and his music was playing on nearly every station that played some form of music so there is no reason she shouldn't have heard of known who Michael Jackson was.
Unfortuanately this came from me:
friend-you could get a 100 penny sweets for that!
me-what happens if they cost two p
my brain was failed epically that day
friend-you could get a 100 penny sweets for that!
me-what happens if they cost two p
my brain was failed epically that day
Its not something he said, but what he did, i was playing chess with a friend and i went to the bathroom, i was winning, but when i came back, the chess board had being turned so that my friend had my pieces and i had his
"HEY!! why did you do that??!
"do what?!?"
"YOU TURNED THE BOARD AROUND"
he looks at me dead serious and says"damn... i thought you wouldn´t notice"
"HEY!! why did you do that??!
"do what?!?"
"YOU TURNED THE BOARD AROUND"
he looks at me dead serious and says"damn... i thought you wouldn´t notice"
well i insulted my friend (i would say friend the same way i would cannibal) who was all mad because my insults were cutting sort of deep then he said
"yeah well um... you are gay" and all i could do was sigh at his lame attempt ah a come back then he had the Gaul to say
"what you don't have a come back" and all i could was just say was
"Oh no rush me to the hospital i just got burned" satirically
"yeah well um... you are gay" and all i could do was sigh at his lame attempt ah a come back then he had the Gaul to say
"what you don't have a come back" and all i could was just say was
"Oh no rush me to the hospital i just got burned" satirically
I have two. Firstly I am born on Feb 29th. I have LEGIONS of MORONS who cannot destinguish between Leap Year and Leap Day. I am born on Leap day. I am 25 years old. I have had 6 birthdays. years old and birthdays are synonymous for 99.99% of the population. Mine are not. Every god forsaken moron who hears my birthdate seems to feel the need to shout "YOU'RE A LEAP YEAR BABY!? That means you're only like 5 years old har har har" no, you tard, I am a Leap DAY baby. I am still 25, and if you piss me off any more I'll beat you to death.
Secondly I work as a collections agent for a credit card company, I get legions of people screaming at me because they're out of work and decided to run up 10k at a best buy a month ago, and that's all my fault cause all credit card companies are evil. It's not like we sent them full statements with their current interest rate (which is ridiculously high... but they keep charging at that rate so I have no pity on them). I called lady yesterday who said she filed for bankruptcy. the only thing on the card was zales jewelry for 14 thousand dollars. two months ago. I laughed and passed her onto our legal dept.
Secondly I work as a collections agent for a credit card company, I get legions of people screaming at me because they're out of work and decided to run up 10k at a best buy a month ago, and that's all my fault cause all credit card companies are evil. It's not like we sent them full statements with their current interest rate (which is ridiculously high... but they keep charging at that rate so I have no pity on them). I called lady yesterday who said she filed for bankruptcy. the only thing on the card was zales jewelry for 14 thousand dollars. two months ago. I laughed and passed her onto our legal dept.
Me: So I was playing Smackdown on my PS3 yesterday...
Friend: Oh cool, what system do you have? Do you have an Xbox?
Me: (Stares at friend)
Friend #2: He said he has a PS3.
Me: Nice to see SOMEONE'S paying attention.
Friend: Oh cool, what system do you have? Do you have an Xbox?
Me: (Stares at friend)
Friend #2: He said he has a PS3.
Me: Nice to see SOMEONE'S paying attention.
Girl in my English Class: What war was it that we were fighting Korea in? Oh yeah, the Korean War!
Me: facepalm/silently sobbing on the inside.
Me: facepalm/silently sobbing on the inside.