The Most Trivial and Pointless Argument You've Ever Had.

[SL33TBL1ND]

I keep telling my friends that Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds isn't about LSD. (Oh, really? You noticed that it spells out LSD? Good for you, now go sit in the corner until you have proof that beats Snopes) I just ignore them if they bring it up now.

http://xkcd.com/250/

 

[Deviltongue]

My friends, and i started with a debate of how to make the best serial killer, and it was all going to swimmingly till we got to the topic of should the person who made the killer have control over him/her, or should the killer just be aloud to go nuts on who ever he comes across.

That one is easy, You should start off with the person who made the killer controlling him. Serial killers always seem to have a hard time when they start killing; they do it rarely at first then as time goes on they do it more and more frequently until they're doing it so often that they get caught. So the dude who made the killer should control him until the killer gets used to the killing, then just let him go nuts.

 

[The Bandit]

It lasted quite a while. It was...

You have a 12 hour analogue clock (probably watch is a better example) and it only goes up to 12.00 not a 24 hour clock. So at 12.00 mid day (on the dot) would it be am or pm? And 12.00 at midnight would this be am or pm?

I don't think we ever came to an answer for that. If anyone knows could you answer it.

It's easy. 12:OO am = Midnight and 12:00pm is Mid day. Think for a second. Would you call 12:00 01 in Mid day AM?

No I wouldn't call 12:00 01 "am" in mid day. I also wouldn't call 11:59 59 "pm" when before mid day. THe arguement what would the 12:00 00 be. Right in the midle of am and pm. Would that be an am or pm.

Oh god, I'm argueing over it again.

I have no idea what the hell you're saying, but this isn't hard.

From midnight (12:00:00) to 11:59:59, everything is AM. From noon to 11:59:59 everything is PM.

 

[CarpathianMuffin]

Best I could think of is if the Code Geass dub makes sense in context or not. Then whether America has won a war by itself. Both of which I've won (Somewhat and yes, respectively).

 

[Deviltongue]

It lasted quite a while. It was...

You have a 12 hour analogue clock (probably watch is a better example) and it only goes up to 12.00 not a 24 hour clock. So at 12.00 mid day (on the dot) would it be am or pm? And 12.00 at midnight would this be am or pm?

I don't think we ever came to an answer for that. If anyone knows could you answer it.

It's easy. 12:OO am = Midnight and 12:00pm is Mid day. Think for a second. Would you call 12:00 01 in Mid day AM?

No I wouldn't call 12:00 01 "am" in mid day. I also wouldn't call 11:59 59 "pm" when before mid day. THe arguement what would the 12:00 00 be. Right in the midle of am and pm. Would that be an am or pm.

Oh god, I'm argueing over it again.

Ummm dude? hate to break it to you but what you're arguing over isn't something subjective... 12 mid-day is 12pm 12midnight is 12am. Every digital clock and 7+ year old person (except for you) recognizes that.

 

[spacecowboy86]

It lasted quite a while. It was...

You have a 12 hour analogue clock (probably watch is a better example) and it only goes up to 12.00 not a 24 hour clock. So at 12.00 mid day (on the dot) would it be am or pm? And 12.00 at midnight would this be am or pm?

I don't think we ever came to an answer for that. If anyone knows could you answer it.

i believe midnight is considered 12:00 AM and noon is 12:00 PM. its kinda wierd.

 

[Lem0nade Inlay]

Once in Maths class I told my friend about the "2 Goats and a Car behind 3 doors" maths problem. It's hard to explain shortly, but basically it's just that there's a way to get a 2 in 3 chance of getting the car instead of a 2 in 3 chance of getting a goat.
He said that my theory was wrong, and that it would always be more chance of getting a goat, so we asked our teacher and for the rest of the maths class we repeatedly played out the problem, and proved that my theory was right. The guy still refuses to believe that it works though.

I keep telling my friends that Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds isn't about LSD. (Oh, really? You noticed that it spells out LSD? Good for you, now go sit in the corner until you have proof that beats Snopes) I just ignore them if they bring it up now.

Oh God, that's happened to me as well. That seems to be the only argument they give "IT SPELLS OUT LSD SO IT MUST BE ABOUT DRUGS!"

 

[xXAsherahXx]

Pffff... I bet you that the arguements I've had are way more pointless and trivial than all of yours.

Try me *does cliche karate movie hand closing to indicate that you should bring it on, and damn this is a long movement/gesture*.

Yeah, I'm sure that I've had a more trivial arguement then you've had. I had this one not that long ago that was so pointless, I'm not even going to talk about it. It's that trivial.

But how could I possibly believe you have had arguments more pointless than any I have had if you won't provide me with any evidence?

Oh believe me, it's pretty trivial. Somewhat Ironic too, come to think of it.

Please enlighten me.

 

[vampirekid.13]

It lasted quite a while. It was...

You have a 12 hour analogue clock (probably watch is a better example) and it only goes up to 12.00 not a 24 hour clock. So at 12.00 mid day (on the dot) would it be am or pm? And 12.00 at midnight would this be am or pm?

I don't think we ever came to an answer for that. If anyone knows could you answer it.

1159 pm is in the middle of the night. after 1159 pm its 1200 am, which is in the middle of the night, 1159 am is in the morning, after 1159 am goes 1200 pm which is mid day.

 

[Irony's Acolyte]

Pffff... I bet you that the arguements I've had are way more pointless and trivial than all of yours.

Try me *does cliche karate movie hand closing to indicate that you should bring it on, and damn this is a long movement/gesture*.

Yeah, I'm sure that I've had a more trivial arguement then you've had. I had this one not that long ago that was so pointless, I'm not even going to talk about it. It's that trivial.

But how could I possibly believe you have had arguments more pointless than any I have had if you won't provide me with any evidence?

Oh believe me, it's pretty trivial. Somewhat Ironic too, come to think of it.

Please enlighten me.

You mean you don't know about it? Really? Because we're having it right now.

 

[CarpathianMuffin]

Oh wait, my favorite one is whether the correct mispronunciation of Iron Maiden's name is Iron Ma-ee-den or Iron Ma-ai-den. Still goes on to this day.

 

[ShadowsofHope]

..Why dictionary definitions are not "personal definitions" with my mom.

Unfortunately, I won. She never admitted it.

 

[Ryktes]

Me and a friend got into an argument over whether restaurants really had to be open for 24 hrs. He claimed that no one is ever at a restaurant at 3 in the morning. And i said that there is always someone there. I told him to go there, and he'd find someone. It might just be himself finding himself at a McDonalds at 3 am, but I would be right.
This conversation went on for a solid half hour till some chick got annoyed and told us to talk about normal guy stuff like boobs.

This sounds like an incredibly awesome chick.

 

[xXAsherahXx]

Pffff... I bet you that the arguements I've had are way more pointless and trivial than all of yours.

Try me *does cliche karate movie hand closing to indicate that you should bring it on, and damn this is a long movement/gesture*.

Yeah, I'm sure that I've had a more trivial arguement then you've had. I had this one not that long ago that was so pointless, I'm not even going to talk about it. It's that trivial.

But how could I possibly believe you have had arguments more pointless than any I have had if you won't provide me with any evidence?

Oh believe me, it's pretty trivial. Somewhat Ironic too, come to think of it.

Please enlighten me.

You mean you don't know about it? Really? Because we're having it right now.

Clever you, it's too bad we weren't having an argument.

 

[ENKC]

I had a forum argument where someone refused to accept that Japan was in Asia.

 

[CarpathianMuffin]

I had a forum argument where someone refused to accept that Japan was in Asia.

I had an argument very similar to that once. They actually thought that every map they saw was incorrect. I mean seriously, that's just embarassing.

 

[Ryktes]

I had an argument very recently with a fellow gamer about Mario's employment.
He refused to believe that, before being a plumber, Mario worked in a cement factory...

We called up the highest gaming authority, and she proved I was right.
He still won't believe it.

Highest authority....... who the hell is this woman!?

 

[Dr. wonderful]

"Yes, that's slade from the teen titans Tv show...and yes, he banging a 16 year old.

Wait, what? Personally, I think it's the argument I had with my parents over if I said 2:00 or 2:30, which raged on for over an hour.

Slade and terra were...um...bedmatess in the original comic., from wikikipedia:

"It was also revealed that both shared an intimate relationship, despite Terra being fifteen years old. The artist George Perez noted that this constituted "statutory rape"."

Damn straight it's counted as statutory rape. -_-"