Oh...oh god. I'm ASHAMED by this one. There was some guy actually defending that certain part in a certain game where a certain blue hedgehog kissed a certain most-likely underage human girl. He insisted that it was NOT a kiss, that it was CPR, and that even if it was a kiss that I'm being narrow-minded for not accepting a relationship between a blue animal and a human girl.
Oh, and I mentioned that the story was balls but that I had only watched part of a Let's Play and read about it on Wikipedia. "Well how can you possibly understand the more subtle details of the story if you haven't played it. All you're obviously doing is echoing the opinion of the Let's Play commentator. " Oh yes, it's not like the game is completely linear or anything with no possible ways for the story to diverge, and of course there's bound to be a side-quest that will suddenly make all these plot holes and pants-on-head retarded story elements go away. Yes, it's true that I can't have an opinion on the gameplay by only watching other people, but I'm not talking about the gameplay, now am I? As far as I know, I might actually love the gameplay, but it's not like each disk comes with a different storyline attached to it.
Ugh, never mind all that. I actually got into an argument over one of the dumbest scenes in gaming history, I'll never live that down.